Welcome to the cheekiest collection of Penis Mugs at Firebox! Why sip your morning brew from a boring old cup when you can have an entire gallery of, well... you know. From subtle patterns that make people look twice to bold designs that leave nothing to the imagination.
£6.99£8.99
Penis Mug
555Penis Mug
The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
The rub of the green
£15.99
The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
4.554The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
Mug Mug - Personalised Faces Mug
Mugged off
£10.99
Mug Mug - Personalised Faces Mug
551Mug Mug - Personalised Faces Mug
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Double swear
£4.99£6.99
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
552How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Name That Porno
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
£7.99£9.99
Cat Hot Water Bottle
For when you’re feline chilly.
£16.99£19.99
Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
“Get in line, Steve.”
£7.99£11.99
Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
452Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
Perfect for scratching that itch.
£9.99
Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
451Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
Disco Ball Hanging Planter
Fill with earth (wind and fire optional).
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£14.99£19.99
Disco Ball Hanging Planter
552Disco Ball Hanging Planter
Mini Greenhouse Grow Kit
No garden required.
£14.99£19.99
Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
This dachshund really is a hot dog!
£14.99£19.99
Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
551Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
Dirty Decorative Dwarfs
£8.99£12.99
Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
551Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
Toilet Piano Mat
Tinkle the Ivories
£9.99£15.99
Toilet Piano Mat
551Toilet Piano Mat
Pulse Neck Massager
Ooh yeah, right there.
£14.99£19.99
Freshly Baked Oven Gloves
The best thing since sliced bread
£12.99£19.99
Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6
Get ahead of yourself
£16.99
Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6
4.552Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6
Neon Cat Light
Time for a glow up!
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£19.99£24.99
Neon Cat Light
551Neon Cat Light
World's Smallest Turntable
The turns they are a tablin’
£7.99£11.99
Pooping Elf
Crappy Christmas!
£4.99£8.99
Personalised Bathrobe with Photo and Name
Personalised comfort.
£34.99
Personalised Disney Style Bathrobe
The Royal Robes
£34.99
Personalised Disney Style Bathrobe
552Personalised Disney Style Bathrobe
Cat - Astrophe
Mad as a box of cats
£9.99
Cat - Astrophe
452Cat - Astrophe
Bob Ross Bobblehead
The man, the meme, the legend.
£6.99£9.99
Bob Ross Bobblehead
4.2558Bob Ross Bobblehead
Two Faced Mushion™ - Personalised Cushion
Two can play at that game
£24.99
Two Faced Mushion™ - Personalised Cushion
4.6559Two Faced Mushion™ - Personalised Cushion
Chocolate Boobs
Cocoa nips
£4.99£6.99
Guess Poo? Game
A craptivating addition to game night.
£9.99£14.99
ChocClits
Congrats. You found the sweet spot.
£5.99£7.99
ChocClits
551ChocClits
Personalised wine measure glass
For your favorite wine snaffler.
£14.99
Fart Sound Box
Childish? Yes. Hilarious? Also yes.
£6.99£9.99
Fart Sound Box
552Fart Sound Box
Mini Plant Life Support
Say aloe to your little friend.
£6.99£9.99
Mini Plant Life Support
551Mini Plant Life Support
Personalised Christmas Boxers with Face and Text
A different kind of jingle bells.
£29.99
Motherboard Chopping Board
Where geeks chop their leeks.
£11.99£15.99
Personalised Golf Balls - Set of 3
A hit in the club.
£24.99
Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
Bottoms up!
£10.99£12.99
Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
552Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion
Takes two to tango
£29.99
Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion
553Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion