Welcome to the cheekiest collection of Penis Mugs at Firebox! Why sip your morning brew from a boring old cup when you can have an entire gallery of, well... you know. From subtle patterns that make people look twice to bold designs that leave nothing to the imagination.
£6.99£8.99
Penis Mug
555Penis Mug
Name That Bum Hole
Top Rumps
£9.99
Name That Bum Hole
551Name That Bum Hole
Cat Hot Water Bottle
For when you’re feline chilly.
£16.99£19.99
Mini Greenhouse Grow Kit
No garden required.
£14.99£19.99
Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6
Get ahead of yourself
£16.99
Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6
4.552Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6
Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
Bottoms up!
£10.99£12.99
Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
552Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
See if you can figure it out
£9.99£15.99
Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
551Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Double swear
£4.99£6.99
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
552How To Fucking Swear Around The World
The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
The rub of the green
£15.99
The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
4.554The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
“I couldn’t put it down!” - Jeremy Clackson
£7.99£9.99
Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
551Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
Mini Massage Cushion
You knead this in your life
£24.99£39.99
Stressticles
Scrotes amaze
£5.99
Stressticles
553Stressticles
Mini Plant Life Support
Say aloe to your little friend.
£6.99£9.99
Mini Plant Life Support
551Mini Plant Life Support
Chocolate Boobs
Cocoa nips
£4.99£6.99
Plush Foot Massager
A furry friend that won’t do zoomies at 3am.
£19.99
Plush Foot Massager
552Plush Foot Massager
Shower Steamers
It makes scents
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£4.99£7.99
Shower Steamers
4.552Shower Steamers
Two Faced Mushion™ - Personalised Cushion
Two can play at that game
£24.99
Two Faced Mushion™ - Personalised Cushion
4.6559Two Faced Mushion™ - Personalised Cushion
Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion
Takes two to tango
£29.99
Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion
553Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion
Truth Or Drink - Extra Dirty
What could possibly go wrong?
£19.99£24.99
Invisi-Puzzle
The solution is crystal clear
£7.99£11.99
Smelly Bum Incense Holder
Stick it where the sun don't shine!
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£12.99£19.99
Cat - Astrophe
Mad as a box of cats
£9.99
Cat - Astrophe
452Cat - Astrophe
Personalised Face Socks
Toe for it!
£19.99
Personalised Face Socks
4.8556Personalised Face Socks
Guess Poo? Game
A craptivating addition to game night.
£9.99£14.99
Personalised 'Loading' Beer Glass
Get a load of this!
£19.99
Highland Cow Fluffy Slippers
Moo-ve over, boring slippers!
£16.99£19.99
Highland Cow Fluffy Slippers
551Highland Cow Fluffy Slippers
Wine Escape Room Game
Great minds drink alike
£24.99
Wine Escape Room Game
4.552Wine Escape Room Game
Excel Shortcut Mug
Excel yourself
£6.99£8.99
Excel Shortcut Mug
553Excel Shortcut Mug
Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
This dachshund really is a hot dog!
£14.99£19.99
Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
551Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
Painting Perfection
£7.99£10.99
Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
552Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
Penis Pasta
Little Italian Stallions
£3.99£4.99
Name That Porno
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
£7.99£9.99
Bob Ross Bobblehead
The man, the meme, the legend.
£6.99£9.99
Bob Ross Bobblehead
4.159Bob Ross Bobblehead
World's Smallest Turntable
The turns they are a tablin’
£7.99£11.99
Llama Pocket Pal Warmer
Pocket-sized Peruvian
£11.99
Llama Pocket Pal Warmer
451Llama Pocket Pal Warmer
Neon Cat Light
Time for a glow up!
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£19.99£24.99
Neon Cat Light
551Neon Cat Light
Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs
Fizzing fantasy floaters
£4.99£7.99
Personalised Face Boxer Shorts
The only time it’s okay to fart in someone’s face.
£29.99
Toilet Piano Mat
Tinkle the Ivories
£9.99£15.99
Toilet Piano Mat
551Toilet Piano Mat
Naked Ramblers Mini Planters
Get closer to nature
£9.99£12.99
Naked Ramblers Mini Planters
552Naked Ramblers Mini Planters
Personalised wine measure glass
For your favorite wine snaffler.
£14.99
100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
Gordon Ramsey eat your heart out
£6.99£9.99
100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
552100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
Disco Ball Hanging Planter - Rainbow Edition
Get down with your plant self
£16.99£39.99
Disco Ball Hanging Planter - Rainbow Edition
552Disco Ball Hanging Planter - Rainbow Edition
Heated Cuddly Sloth
The only sloth you should be putting in a microwave.