Feeling a bit punchy after a tough day at the office? The Swearing Punch Ball has your back. This fully portable desktop stress-buster is perfect for when your patience is hanging by a thread. Give it a whack, and it'll shout out your frustrations for you, with a delightful range of insults like “shit head”, “f*ck you”, “screw you”, and everyone's favourite, “stupid asshole!”. It's like therapy, but louder.

Thanks to its handy suction pads, it’ll stick to any desk. So whether you're at home or work, you can unleash your inner fury without knocking over your tea. Powered by 2x AAA batteries (not included), this bad boy will provide you with a cursing catharsis that’ll make your bad day seem a little brighter (and possibly funnier).