The world is your noodle bar.
What's the wurst that could happen?
Easy-grow plants for the reluctant gardener.
You’re basically an eco-farmer now.
Perfectly shaped burgers in an instant.
Hands free drinking for busy cowboys and gals.
Just opening my bottle with a bullet, NBD.
I like your apron. Thanks, it has pockets!
Cleanliness is next to godliness
Less time wrestling manual corkscrews = more time drinking.
This is for safe, considerate, un-alive target practice (as in, not your friends faces or other people’s property).
They won't see this one coming
Tell her why you love her with mathematical precision
No need to be forklift certified to shift these bad boys.
Loves nothing more than hanging out in your basement bat cave.
How geeks chop their leeks.
Fishing for cooking compliments.
Perfect for Pastafarians.
A bit of Persian luxury for your doomed vegetables.
Perfect for when the X-Men come round for a BBQ.
Looks cool while it cools.
This is some serious seasoning.
Now you only need one set of coasters for every occasion. What a time to be alive!
The more you look at it, the better it gets.
He loves getting crumbs in his moustache.
So good, we put your face on it.
Personalizable
Creates tasty, tantalising tentacles.
Great gift for pirates with no teeth.
You ain’t never had a stopper like me.
Impress your dinner guests with zero effort.
Warning: Explicit cheese content.
Didn’t make it to Tenerife this year? We got you.
You cool me right down, baby right down.
Temporarily Unavailable The epitome of effortless snacking.
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