
So like, how long does it take for your mouth to feel normal? - Natalie Portman.
The creators of Hellfire: Fiery Fool Hot Sauce boast that it is the hottest sauce in the world without 'extract', just pure chilli pepper madness. This vinegar-free blend of Bhut Jolokia, Trinidad Scorpion, Red 7-Pot, and Chocolate Habañero has a sweet garlic and tomato flavour with a long-lasting heat that envelopes your tastebuds.
“Yeeeah this one doesn't feel great” - Johhny Knoxville
Serving suggestions:: Careful now, this sauce pours quickly. Use it to add a kick to soups, chillis and wing sauces.

Dirty door handles, bacteria-ridden buttons, crusty cash machines, mucky mobile screens – Germs. Are. Bloody. Everywhere.
It's inevitable we'll come into contact with them at some point. And then we'll touch our phone, or our face, or someone else's face. And the next thing you know the whole neighbourhood is coming down with a nasty cold.
Well not any more! Thanks to No Hands – the Non-Contact Hygiene Keyring made from antimicrobial copper.
And not just some cheap copper coating that'll scratch off in a matter of weeks, but pure solid copper that naturally kills microbes, bacteria and viruses within a few hours on contact. Gooo science!
Never mind keyring bottle openers, how about door openers? This neat little device is a germaphobe's dream – with an ergonomic hook to operate doors and handles, and a rubberised precision tip for pressing buttons and using your smartphone.
Always forgetting to go out with a bottle of hand sanitiser? No problem. This little guy slips comfortably onto your keyring so you can keep it with you at all times!

The Ember Mug² is brilliant. And it effortlessly solves a myriad of hot-drink hiccups that we (used to) encounter every single day. We've burnt our tongues on scalding-hot coffee and poured away neglected cups of ice-cold tea for the very last time!
The premise is simple yet genius:
- You tell Ember what temperature you want your hot drink to be
- It cools it to your desired temperature
- It notifies you when it's ready with a smart LED light (you can even get app notifications if that's your thing)
- It keeps your mug at your perfect temperature until you're ready to drink it
- It also just looks really damn sexy sitting there on its stylish charging coaster
Needless to say, once you've tried the Ember Mug², your hot drinks will never be the same again. Well, actually they'll always be the same – because that's precisely what Ember does!
Full disclaimer: Your colleagues and friends may mock you for you owning this. F*ck 'em! Seriously. They will never ever know the joy you're experiencing.

These quirky Beer Socks are a great gift for the beer connoisseur in your life. They’re also perfect to wear to your local beer festival or with sandals on your next holiday. The packaging alone is delightful, with the socks coming stored in a beer can. Genius!
Made from 80% cotton, you can choose from yellow (lager), orange (ale) or black (stout). Simply open the can and pop these beauties on your tootsies before you head down the pub.

If your forehead aches from glaring angrily from behind your face mask – you need the Social Distancing Zapper!
This pocket telescopic tool extends to six feet (including your arm) and administers a cheeky 4.5 volt zap to any moron foolish enough to venture into your personal space.
No need to get into a pointless debate about COVID-19 with a total stranger – just ZAP!

This tinned treat is hand-made in Germany using only natural and high-quality ingredients, and because it's baked right in the can, it has a lengthy shelf life of up to 18 months without the need for nasty additives, stabilisers, colourings or raising agents.
Packed full of delicious chocolate brownie flavour, this soft and moist sponge cake is ready to be devoured straight from the can - no further cooking required! And that's not all; to ramp up the birthday vibes we've included a candle for your lucky recipient to blow out. Just the one though because, you know, no one likes to be reminded of their age!
Fancy trying some of our other canned delicacies? Make sure you check out the full range of Cancakes.

Put simply, Lil' Nitro is the hottest gummy bear in the whole world This innocent-looking sweet treat has been infused with a 9 million Scoville chilli extract, making it 900 times hotter than a Jalapeño pepper.

If you're bored of wielding a pair of perfectly functional "normal-sized" appendages, it's about time you embraced the simple comedy magic of these miniature mitts.
Just slip on your favourite long-sleeved garment, grab onto the handy hand handles and let the fun begin!
