Christmas Gifts

Tired of giving Christmas gifts that end up gathering dust in the back of a cupboard? Firebox does things differently, we specialise in the kind of gifts that actually get used instead of being regifted three times over by February. Whether you're hunting for Christmas presents that'll make your mates laugh, cry, or question your sanity, or you just need Christmas present ideas that go beyond socks and gift cards, you've landed in the right place.

We've curated hundreds of genuinely brilliant presents that'll have everyone asking "where did you find that?" from quirky gadgets and hilarious games to proper thoughtful gifts that show you actually know the person. No boring generic tat here – just Christmas presents that'll make you look like the gifting genius you've always wanted to be. So grab a mince pie, stick on some questionable festive tunes, and let's find the perfect presents that'll actually be remembered come New Year.

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    Top Spoons
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Christmas Tree Train Set
    £20.99 £29.99
    -30%
    Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
    £6.59 £10.99
    -40%
    100 Ways To Eat Cock
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Endless Meowy Christmas Card
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Candy Grabber
    £24.49 £34.99
    -30%
    Penis Pasta
    £2.99 £4.99
    -40%
    Levitos Plant Pot
    £40.00 £79.99
    -50%
    Excel Shortcut Mug
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Top of the Pops Game
    £6.00 £19.99
    -70%
    Shine Bright Decanter Set
    £22.50 £44.99
    -50%
    Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Levitos Cosmos Light
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    £39.99 £99.99
    Disco Ball Hanging Planter
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    £14.99 £24.99
    You Can't Say Umm Game
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Giant Pierre The Penis
    £10.00 £24.99
    -60%
    Sausage & Cheese Guillotine
    £17.99 £29.99
    -40%
    Plush Foot Massager
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Marshmallow Willies
    £3.00 £5.99
    -50%
    Name That Bum Hole
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Star-Lord Mug
    £9.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Disco Ice Bucket
    £19.99 £24.99
    -20%
    ChocClits
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Freshly Baked Oven Gloves
    £10.00 £19.99
    -50%
    Fear Pong
    £12.50 £24.99
    -50%
    Caramel Waffle Candle
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Capybara Hot Water Bottle
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Edible Anus
    £5.20 £12.99
    -31%
    Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs | Christmas Gifts
    £4.79 £7.99
    -38%
    Cat - Astrophe
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    How To Fucking Swear Around The World
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Light Up Shower Speaker
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Mini Plant Life Support
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Smelly Bum Incense Holder
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    £6.00 £19.99
    Between Worlds Candle
    £4.00 £9.99
    -60%
    Killer Carnivorous Grow Kit
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    Name That Porno
    £7.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Heatable Happy Hot Potato
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Stressticles | Christmas Gifts
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    After Dinner Nipples
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Penis Mug
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    Techno Toilet Light
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Axolotl Slippers
    £13.19 £21.99
    -40%
    Incense House
    £6.00 £11.99
    -50%
    Fart Sound Box
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Bob Ross Bobblehead
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Cowboy Boot Mug
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Hanging Cauldron Oil Burner
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Get The Ick Game
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Flower Power Plant Markers
    £6.00 £14.99
    -60%
    Underwater Disco Light
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Things To Do While You Poo
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Where the Fuck are My Keys?
    £4.99 £7.99
    -40%
    Grip Strip
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    £2.99 £6.99
    Avocado Pocket Pal Warmer | Christmas Gifts
    £8.99 £11.99
    -25%
    The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
    £11.19 £15.99
    -30%
    Shower Steamers
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    £4.79 £7.99
    Project Yourself Cardboard Projectors
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    £9.99 £19.99
    World's Smallest Turntable | Christmas Gifts
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Minecraft Logo Light
    £14.99 £24.99
    -40%
    PlayStation 5 Icons Light
    £14.99 £24.99
    -40%
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