If you're on the look out for some cheeky discounts you've come to the right place. Many of these products won't be returning to our shelves so get your hands on 'em while stocks last...
The ultimate stress ball with a cheeky twist. Stressticles are the novelty gift that keeps on squeezing. Whether you're looking for a hilarious desk companion or a Secret Santa surprise that'll have the whole office in stitches, these anatomically amusing stress relievers deliver laughs and tension relief in equal measure.
£3.59£5.99
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Pulse Neck Massager
Ooh yeah, right there.
£11.99£19.99
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Self-Watering Herb House
Because looking after plants sucks!
£8.99£14.99
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Name That Bum Hole
Top Rumps
£5.99£9.99
-40%
Name That Bum Hole
551Name That Bum Hole
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Never-Ending Birthday Card
Happy Birthday...forever
£6.99£11.99
-42%
Never-Ending Birthday Card
4.2554Never-Ending Birthday Card
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Penis Pasta
Little Italian Stallions
£2.99£4.99
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Mini Plant Life Support
Say aloe to your little friend.
£5.99£9.99
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Mini Plant Life Support
551Mini Plant Life Support
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Gay bar soap
There’s no need to feel down (or stinky)
£2.39£3.99
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Gay bar soap
4.552Gay bar soap
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Lifesize Sloth Pillow
Let’s get slothed.
£20.99£34.99
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4.85514Lifesize Sloth Pillow
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Penis Mug
Welcome to the cheekiest collection of Penis Mugs at Firebox! Why sip your morning brew from a boring old cup when you can have an entire gallery of, well... you know. From subtle patterns that make people look twice to bold designs that leave nothing to the imagination.
£5.39£8.99
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Penis Mug
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Stressless Bath Light
More baths, less stress.
£5.99£9.99
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Stressless Bath Light
551Stressless Bath Light
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Giant Octopus Plushie
XXL cuddle buddy
£54.99£69.99
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Endless "Never Gonna Give You Up" Birthday Card with Glitter
Never gonna let you down.
£7.19£11.99
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100 Ways To Eat Cock
It's finger lickin' good
£4.19£6.99
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100 Ways To Eat Cock
551100 Ways To Eat Cock
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Llama Lap Warmer
Chilly llap, warm llama
£11.99£19.99
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Inflatable Jesus
Blow-up body of Christ
£5.39£8.99
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Inflatable Jesus
4.855Inflatable Jesus
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The Muff Mug
Feminini-tea
£4.99£8.99
-44%
The Muff Mug
551The Muff Mug
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Highland Cow Fluffy Slippers
Moo-ve over, boring slippers!
£16.99£19.99
-15%
Highland Cow Fluffy Slippers
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Head Massager
Zen mode: on.
£14.99£24.99
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Head Massager
551Head Massager
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Question Hound Mini Figure
This is fine.
£7.69£10.99
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Question Hound Mini Figure
551Question Hound Mini Figure
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Cat Pudding Christmas Card
Meowy Christmas.
£1.20£2.99
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He Sees You When You're Sleeping Cat Christmas Card
Absolutely purr-fect.
£1.50£2.99
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Heatable Happy Hot Potato
The only spud you’ll ever want to hug.
£8.99£14.99
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Motherboard Chopping Board
Where geeks chop their leeks.
£9.59£15.99
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Invisi-Puzzle
The solution is crystal clear
£7.19£11.99
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Light Up Shower Speaker
Music Steaming
£8.99£14.99
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Marshmallow Willies
Chewable Chodes
£3.00£5.99
-50%
Marshmallow Willies
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Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
“I couldn’t put it down!” - Jeremy Clackson
£5.99£9.99
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Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
551Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
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Things To Do While You Poo
Educate while you defecate
£4.79£7.99
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Record Player Kitchen Timer
For top-of-the-charts-cooking.
£5.99£9.99
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Edible Anus
It's not Terry's, it's mine
£5.20£12.99
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Edible Anus
551Edible Anus
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Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs
Fizzing fantasy floaters
£4.79£7.99
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Killer Carnivorous Grow Kit
Making a murderer
£3.59£5.99
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Endless Meowy Christmas Card
The ultimate festive prank
£5.99£9.99
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Endless Meowy Christmas Card
554Endless Meowy Christmas Card
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How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Double swear
£4.19£6.99
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How To Fucking Swear Around The World
552How To Fucking Swear Around The World
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Fart Sound Box
Childish? Yes. Hilarious? Also yes.
£5.99£9.99
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Fart Sound Box
552Fart Sound Box
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Your Cake Fell Off Birthday Card
Oops. Still worth celebrating.
£1.79£2.99
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Mini Greenhouse Grow Kit
No garden required.
£11.99£19.99
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Freddie Mercury Another Year Birthday Card
For the Queen in your life
£1.79£2.99
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Chocolate Boobs
Cocoa nips
£4.19£6.99
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Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
This dachshund really is a hot dog!
£11.99£19.99
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Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
551Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
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Cowboy Boot Mug
Rootin’ tootin’ sip of the Wild West.
£5.99£9.99
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Cowboy Boot Mug
4.552Cowboy Boot Mug
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Underwater Disco Light
Shower to disco fever.
£5.99£9.99
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Dashboard Jesus
Heavenly guidance while you drive.
£7.19£11.99
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Death Row Recipes
Ideas for your last meal.
£6.99£9.99
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After Dinner Nipples
Tasty post-meal t(r)eat
£4.19£6.99
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Pooping Elf
Crappy Christmas!
£4.99£8.99
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ChocClits
Congrats. You found the sweet spot.
£4.79£7.99
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ChocClits
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Itty Bitty Titty Mug
“Wait a minute, are those tiny boobs?”
£5.39£8.99
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Attenborough Plant Markers
Your plants are safe. For now…
£7.79£12.99
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Attenborough Plant Markers
551Attenborough Plant Markers
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Axolotl Slippers
Salamander satisfaction.
£13.19£21.99
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Cat - Astrophe
Mad as a box of cats
£5.99£9.99
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Cat - Astrophe
452Cat - Astrophe
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Cat Hot Water Bottle
For when you’re feline chilly.
£16.99£19.99
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Endless Cool Cat Birthday Card with Glitter – Prank Card