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£11.99
5 /5
Mini SubWOOFer Speaker How much is that doggie in the window? The one that's teeny tiny with a speaker in its belly? Yeah, that one!
The Mini SubWOOFer Speaker is not just a superb play on words - this pooch is packing some serious power! At only 3" long this cheeky chappie slips right into your pocket so you can enjoy your favourite tunes at home, work or on-the-go.
Our favourite feature? No need to struggle trying to get a leash on him, you can wirelessly connect to this loyal companion via Bluetooth!
Based on 1 reviews (1) The Mini SubWOOFer Speaker is not just a superb play on words - this pooch is packing some serious power! At only 3" long this cheeky chappie slips right into your pocket so you can enjoy your favourite tunes at home, work or on-the-go.
Our favourite feature? No need to struggle trying to get a leash on him, you can wirelessly connect to this loyal companion via Bluetooth!
£24.99
4.8 /5
Tayto the Couch Potato Rechargeable Night Light Meet your new lovably lazy hero – Tayto the Couch Potato Night Light. An adorable potato-shaped light in the darkness, a cute and dumpy companion who champions the simple joy of staying indoors and doing nothing much at all.
While you're curled up in your PJs, binge-watching another Netflix series, ordering takeaway for the fourth day in a row (living the dream) – he'll be there by your side, adding his own brand of soft and lazy lighting to the scene.
He's touch-sensitive and made from super squishy silicone so you can just give him a gentle tap or prod to switch between three different levels of brightness. And because he runs on a rechargeable battery you can keep him powered up with the included USB cable and pop him on the sofa next to you. Aww.
Thank you couch potato!
Based on 10 reviews (10) While you're curled up in your PJs, binge-watching another Netflix series, ordering takeaway for the fourth day in a row (living the dream) – he'll be there by your side, adding his own brand of soft and lazy lighting to the scene.
He's touch-sensitive and made from super squishy silicone so you can just give him a gentle tap or prod to switch between three different levels of brightness. And because he runs on a rechargeable battery you can keep him powered up with the included USB cable and pop him on the sofa next to you. Aww.
Thank you couch potato!
£19.99
4 /5
Incohearent Lits got diss burr rad! Get it? No? Try saying it out loud. Let’s get this bread!
Draw a card and you’ll find a series of incomprehensible words - e.g. ‘though wok calves aim’. Say it. It sounds like ‘the walk of shame’! Don’t worry if you couldn’t work it out though, it’s written on the back of the card. Mind you, that doesn’t bode well for your performance in-game. You’ll have to tune your ears to ‘gibberish’.
With 500 cards and 3 categories to play through, you'll be mishearing stuff for years to come. It’s extremely fun, it’s exceptionally irritating, and it’s a portable game anyone can play. What more could you want?!
Based on 1 reviews (1) Draw a card and you’ll find a series of incomprehensible words - e.g. ‘though wok calves aim’. Say it. It sounds like ‘the walk of shame’! Don’t worry if you couldn’t work it out though, it’s written on the back of the card. Mind you, that doesn’t bode well for your performance in-game. You’ll have to tune your ears to ‘gibberish’.
With 500 cards and 3 categories to play through, you'll be mishearing stuff for years to come. It’s extremely fun, it’s exceptionally irritating, and it’s a portable game anyone can play. What more could you want?!
£12.99
5 /5
Full Bottle Wine Glass What do you buy the wine aficionado with everything? Copious amounts of wine would be the obvious answer. But we don't do obvious. And neither should you! So allow us to present this epic Full Bottle Wine Glass.
Wine glasses have always held a deceptively large amount of wine, but this impressive receptacle can stow away an entire bottle - a whole 750ml of the finest boozy grape juice you can get your hands on!
It's the perfect gift for those sensible types who insist on sticking to 'just' one glass of wine.
Based on 1 reviews (1) Wine glasses have always held a deceptively large amount of wine, but this impressive receptacle can stow away an entire bottle - a whole 750ml of the finest boozy grape juice you can get your hands on!
It's the perfect gift for those sensible types who insist on sticking to 'just' one glass of wine.
£29.99
5 /5
Sixpence Pud Christmas Pudding Gin Liqueur These days most of us just head to Waitrose and buy Heston's latest festive creation - but back in the good old days the family would come together to make a Christmas pudding. The head chef would pop a sixpence into the mixture and everyone in the house would take turns to give it a hearty stir.
Whoever discovered the sixpence in their slice of pud on Christmas day would enjoy wealth and good fortune for the year to come. Nice!
Now the spirit of this great tradition has been reborn as Sixpence Pud Christmas Pudding Gin Liqueur. Available in exceedingly limited quantities, this striking spirit comes in a premium pudding-shaped bottle, complete with a sprig of holly and a sixpence embossed on the stopper.
Boasting an unforgettable festive flavour, exploding with notes of apple, winter spices, candied fruit, vanilla and caramel; you can sip it neat over ice or add a splash into your favourite celebratory bubbles. And with its shimmery golden liquid - it looks just as extraordinary as it tastes!
Treat yourself or someone else to a bottle and raise a toast to wealth and good fortune in 2022!
Based on 1 reviews (1) Whoever discovered the sixpence in their slice of pud on Christmas day would enjoy wealth and good fortune for the year to come. Nice!
Now the spirit of this great tradition has been reborn as Sixpence Pud Christmas Pudding Gin Liqueur. Available in exceedingly limited quantities, this striking spirit comes in a premium pudding-shaped bottle, complete with a sprig of holly and a sixpence embossed on the stopper.
Boasting an unforgettable festive flavour, exploding with notes of apple, winter spices, candied fruit, vanilla and caramel; you can sip it neat over ice or add a splash into your favourite celebratory bubbles. And with its shimmery golden liquid - it looks just as extraordinary as it tastes!
Treat yourself or someone else to a bottle and raise a toast to wealth and good fortune in 2022!
£5.99
4 /5
Marshmallow Willies We know what you're thinking – as penises go they're certainly on the small side and they're soft. But sprinkle a little sugar into the mix and these Marshmallow Willies will provide you with a pleasure beyond compare.
Cock-based confectionary at its absolute finest, these miniature members are willy delicious and the perfect mouthful for snacking on or sharing with your mates.
Based on 1 reviews (1) Cock-based confectionary at its absolute finest, these miniature members are willy delicious and the perfect mouthful for snacking on or sharing with your mates.
£7.99
3 /5
Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs Not only do we harvest their tears to create high quality spirits, now we offer up their technicolour excrement for your bathing pleasure.
Just plop a few Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs in your tub and they'll fizz and roam around the water, leaving a psychedelic marble of bright colours in their wake.
What's more, because these Unicorns have been fed a rich (and brutally strict) diet of raspberries, their dreamy droppings will fill your bathroom with a fragrant fruity aroma.
Based on 1 reviews (1) Just plop a few Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs in your tub and they'll fizz and roam around the water, leaving a psychedelic marble of bright colours in their wake.
What's more, because these Unicorns have been fed a rich (and brutally strict) diet of raspberries, their dreamy droppings will fill your bathroom with a fragrant fruity aroma.
from £17.99
5 /5
Pet Mushion™ – Personalised Pet Cushion Pay tribute to your fur babies by turning their heads into adorable personalised cushions! Upload a picture of your four-legged friend (or anyone else’s!) and we’ll turn it into a cuddleable, squishy cushion.
Curl up on the sofa with a morphed mush of your pet’s face, or put it in their bed for meta pet-on-pet snuggling. Of course, the concept will be a bit lost on them, but we intelligent apes can have a good smirk about it.
Based on 2 reviews (2) Curl up on the sofa with a morphed mush of your pet’s face, or put it in their bed for meta pet-on-pet snuggling. Of course, the concept will be a bit lost on them, but we intelligent apes can have a good smirk about it.
£34.99
4.5 /5
Personalised Hoodie Blanket READ ME! I’M IMPORTANT!
Just upload a photo of anyone you like and we’ll get to work crafting their lovely mug into your very own wearable blanket. This thing will jettison you into new levels of comfort, relegating your previously top-tier dressing gown to the merely ‘decent’ category. Regular blankets will never be enough for you ever again.
It’s the ideal gift for someone you miss or someone who misses you, far-flung friends and family, celebrity Stans, or just as a gift to yourself. There’s no cosier way to treat yourself.
Based on 4 reviews (4) - Only upload photos with one face in them (no group photos please!)
- Photos showing more than one face may result in us having to delay or even cancel your order.
- Don't ruin Christmas by uploading photos with multiple faces in!
Just upload a photo of anyone you like and we’ll get to work crafting their lovely mug into your very own wearable blanket. This thing will jettison you into new levels of comfort, relegating your previously top-tier dressing gown to the merely ‘decent’ category. Regular blankets will never be enough for you ever again.
It’s the ideal gift for someone you miss or someone who misses you, far-flung friends and family, celebrity Stans, or just as a gift to yourself. There’s no cosier way to treat yourself.
£24.99
5 /5
Colour Changing Himalayan Salt Lamp Feeling like you've been put through the mill? Struggling with the daily grind? Our Colour Changing Salt Lamp is the missing piece in your mindfulness puzzle.
All you need now is a fistful of incense and a Tibetan singing bowl!
Based on 2 reviews (2) - Warm ambient glow - check!
- Soothing transitions between colours - check!
- Made from real Himalayan salt crystals - check!
- Packed full of mystical properties and health benefits* - check!
- USB-powered so you can enjoy all of the above wherever you are - checkedy check check check!
All you need now is a fistful of incense and a Tibetan singing bowl!
£8.99
5 /5
The Cat Butt Colouring and Activity Book Cats are meticulously cleanly animals, but they don't half love showing off their arses.
The Cat Butt Colouring and Activity Book pays homage to these delicate derrieres, with 45 line drawings of pert cat booties winking you in the face. Enjoy colouring in lasers shooting from an intergalactic cat butt, a chill skater cat that isn't ashamed to hold his tail a little too high, and more!
With an additional 25 games to play, this adult activity book is a veritable feline frenzy that every cat lover can get behind.
Based on 1 reviews (1) The Cat Butt Colouring and Activity Book pays homage to these delicate derrieres, with 45 line drawings of pert cat booties winking you in the face. Enjoy colouring in lasers shooting from an intergalactic cat butt, a chill skater cat that isn't ashamed to hold his tail a little too high, and more!
With an additional 25 games to play, this adult activity book is a veritable feline frenzy that every cat lover can get behind.
£14.99
4.7 /5
F*ckboy Tears Gin Liqueur When he doesn’t believe in labels, starts speaking to you after months of silence, sends you ‘you up?’ or ‘Wyd? xx’ at 2 AM, begs for nudes and says all his exes are crazy… He’s a f*ckboy.
You don’t deserve that. So we made them cry, then we bottled their aching sadness.
All that sweet retribution turned their salty tears into a juicy passion fruit and mango flavoured shimmering gin liqueur with a 20% ABV. It’s the perfect partner for prosecco or tonic water and a slice of grapefruit. Swirl their tears around your glass to unlock their magnificent holographic shimmer, reassured at least a few f*ckboy's were harmed in the making of this mythical elixir.
Warning: drinking too much of this may lead to rogue ex-texting. Be on your guard.
Based on 3 reviews (3) You don’t deserve that. So we made them cry, then we bottled their aching sadness.
All that sweet retribution turned their salty tears into a juicy passion fruit and mango flavoured shimmering gin liqueur with a 20% ABV. It’s the perfect partner for prosecco or tonic water and a slice of grapefruit. Swirl their tears around your glass to unlock their magnificent holographic shimmer, reassured at least a few f*ckboy's were harmed in the making of this mythical elixir.
Warning: drinking too much of this may lead to rogue ex-texting. Be on your guard.
£24.99
4 /5
Phone Escape Room Game
Based on 1 reviews (1) If you’re always moaning about that one family member or friend who can’t put down their phone, then this phone escape room game is the genius way to finally spend some quality time together. Simply put all your phones in the cage, lock it, then work together to find the code to unlock it. With 54 escape room cards, a compelling story line, a phone cage and padlock, this brilliantly-crafted game will blow some of the dust off your brain cells.
-50%
Special Price £14.99 Regular Price £29.99
4.4 /5
Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur This gin liqueur contains real Unicorn tears. Created by Firebox in a secret location, using our free range Unicorn herd and closely-guarded extraction process (patent pending).
For our second batch, we’ve refined and improved our emotion harvesting technology, resulting in a bittersweet gin experience and an iridescent glittery appearance that will blow your mind.
To give Unicorn tears their unique taste, we humanely force-feed these beautiful beasts entire wheelbarrows of citrus fruit, oranges, juniper berries, bunches of coriander, and sticks of liquorice. We then force down this concoction with a giant glittery pestle, like fantasy foie gras, and reap the tears as they fall.
You too can now embody the purity, power and potency of nature’s most sacred steed.
To unleash their magical powers: Swirl the bottle. Behold its shimmering majesty. Consume the mythical spirit.
Based on 3 reviews (3) For our second batch, we’ve refined and improved our emotion harvesting technology, resulting in a bittersweet gin experience and an iridescent glittery appearance that will blow your mind.
To give Unicorn tears their unique taste, we humanely force-feed these beautiful beasts entire wheelbarrows of citrus fruit, oranges, juniper berries, bunches of coriander, and sticks of liquorice. We then force down this concoction with a giant glittery pestle, like fantasy foie gras, and reap the tears as they fall.
You too can now embody the purity, power and potency of nature’s most sacred steed.
To unleash their magical powers: Swirl the bottle. Behold its shimmering majesty. Consume the mythical spirit.
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