Welcome to the cheekiest collection of Penis Mugs at Firebox! Why sip your morning brew from a boring old cup when you can have an entire gallery of, well... you know. From subtle patterns that make people look twice to bold designs that leave nothing to the imagination.
£6.99£8.99
Penis Mug
555Penis Mug
The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
The rub of the green
£15.99
The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
4.554The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
Self-Watering Herb House
Because looking after plants sucks!
£9.99£14.99
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Double swear
£4.99£6.99
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
552How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
“Get in line, Steve.”
£7.99£11.99
Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
452Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
After Dinner Willies
Eat a dick!
£7.99
Cat Hot Water Bottle
For when you’re feline chilly.
£16.99£19.99
Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
Perfect for scratching that itch.
£9.99
Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
451Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
Axolotl Slippers
Salamander satisfaction.
£14.99£21.99
Disco Ball Hanging Planter
Fill with earth (wind and fire optional).
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£14.99£19.99
Disco Ball Hanging Planter
552Disco Ball Hanging Planter
Boogie Bath Duck Light
Have a quacking good time.
£6.99£9.99
Mini Greenhouse Grow Kit
No garden required.
£14.99£19.99
Pulse Neck Massager
Ooh yeah, right there.
£14.99£19.99
Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6
Get ahead of yourself
£16.99
Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6
4.552Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6
Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
This dachshund really is a hot dog!
£14.99£19.99
Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
551Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
Freshly Baked Oven Gloves
The best thing since sliced bread
£12.99£19.99
Dumb Questions to Ask Your Friends Game
Are you a smartypants?
£14.99£19.99
Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
Dirty Decorative Dwarfs
£8.99£12.99
Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
551Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
Toilet Piano Mat
Tinkle the Ivories
£9.99£15.99
Toilet Piano Mat
551Toilet Piano Mat
Pooping Elf
Crappy Christmas!
£4.99£8.99
Neon Cat Light
Time for a glow up!
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£19.99£24.99
Neon Cat Light
551Neon Cat Light
Two Faced Mushion™ - Personalised Cushion
Two can play at that game
£24.99
Two Faced Mushion™ - Personalised Cushion
4.6559Two Faced Mushion™ - Personalised Cushion
ChocClits
Congrats. You found the sweet spot.
£5.99£7.99
ChocClits
551ChocClits
World's Smallest Turntable
The turns they are a tablin’
£7.99£11.99
Cat - Astrophe
Mad as a box of cats
£9.99
Cat - Astrophe
452Cat - Astrophe
Chocolate Boobs
Cocoa nips
£4.99£6.99
You Can't Say Umm Game
Umm… No.
£12.99£19.99
Personalised Socks with Face in Christmas Hat
Step into the festive season.
£19.99
Bob Ross Bobblehead
The man, the meme, the legend.
£6.99£9.99
Bob Ross Bobblehead
4.2558Bob Ross Bobblehead
Santa Bubble Blower
Merry festive flatulence.
£9.99£14.99
Motherboard Chopping Board
Where geeks chop their leeks.
£11.99£15.99
Guess Poo? Game
A craptivating addition to game night.
£9.99£14.99
Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion
Takes two to tango
£29.99
Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion
553Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion