Welcome to the cheekiest collection of Penis Mugs at Firebox! Why sip your morning brew from a boring old cup when you can have an entire gallery of, well... you know. From subtle patterns that make people look twice to bold designs that leave nothing to the imagination.
£6.99£8.99
Penis Mug
555Penis Mug
Cat Hot Water Bottle
For when you’re feline chilly.
£16.99£19.99
Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
“I couldn’t put it down!” - Jeremy Clackson
£7.99£9.99
Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
551Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
Mini Greenhouse Grow Kit
No garden required.
£14.99£19.99
Sausage & Cheese Guillotine
What's the wurst that could happen?
£24.99£29.99
Sausage & Cheese Guillotine
552Sausage & Cheese Guillotine
Personalised Photo Strip Poster with Text
A little wall glow-up.
£16.99
Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6
Get ahead of yourself
£16.99
Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6
4.552Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6
Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
See if you can figure it out
£9.99£15.99
Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
551Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Double swear
£4.99£6.99
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
552How To Fucking Swear Around The World
You Can't Say Umm Game
Umm… No.
£12.99£19.99
Truth Or Drink - Extra Dirty
What could possibly go wrong?
£19.99£24.99
Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
Perfect for scratching that itch.
£9.99
Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
451Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
Bottoms up!
£10.99£12.99
Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
552Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
Axolotl Slippers
Salamander satisfaction.
£14.99£21.99
Personalised Mug with Your Pet
Absolutely mug-nificent.
£10.99
The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
The rub of the green
£15.99
The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
4.554The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
Mini Massage Cushion
You knead this in your life
£24.99£39.99
Stressticles
Scrotes amaze
£5.99
Stressticles
553Stressticles
Mini Plant Life Support
Say aloe to your little friend.
£6.99£9.99
Mini Plant Life Support
551Mini Plant Life Support
Chocolate Boobs
Cocoa nips
£4.99£6.99
Plush Foot Massager
A furry friend that won’t do zoomies at 3am.
£19.99
Plush Foot Massager
552Plush Foot Massager
Personalised Golf Balls - Set of 3
A hit in the club.
£24.99
Name That Porno
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
£7.99£9.99
Two Faced Mushion™ - Personalised Cushion
Two can play at that game
£24.99
Two Faced Mushion™ - Personalised Cushion
4.6559Two Faced Mushion™ - Personalised Cushion
Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion
Takes two to tango
£29.99
Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion
553Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion
Shower Steamers
It makes scents
from
£4.99£7.99
Shower Steamers
4.552Shower Steamers
World's Smallest Turntable
The turns they are a tablin’
£7.99£11.99
Light Up Shower Speaker
Music Steaming
£14.99
Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
This dachshund really is a hot dog!
£14.99£19.99
Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
551Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
Invisi-Puzzle
The solution is crystal clear
£7.99£11.99
Endless Cool Cat Birthday Card with Glitter – Prank Card