Pierre The Penis Pillow
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4.9 /5
Pierre The Penis Pillow
Based on 9 reviews (9) Purchased 2,400 times
Purchased 2,400 times
Key Features:
- An adorable plush in the shape of a giant penis
- Well, the plush is giant, the penis it depicts isn’t
- Its proportions are rather chode-like
- Mind you, it’s almost 12 inches long...
- It’s super cuddly
More Info:
Pierre The Penis Pillow Meet Pierre, a giant cuddly penis that packs some frankly obscene girth. This stuffed cock is nearly 12 inches long and has slightly terrifying black little eyes that you could get lost in if you tried. We recommend you don’t try though. Explaining to a bystander why you were gazing longingly at a humongous plush chode is no mean feat.
Snuggle up with Pierre and rest your head on his lovely soft shaft - or keep him on your desk to make your colleagues INSTANTLY contact HR to voice their concerns. Treat yourself to this adorable addition to your plush collection - because you’re girth it.
Please note: this is not an accurate to scale version of a human penis. Thank god.
Snuggle up with Pierre and rest your head on his lovely soft shaft - or keep him on your desk to make your colleagues INSTANTLY contact HR to voice their concerns. Treat yourself to this adorable addition to your plush collection - because you’re girth it.
Please note: this is not an accurate to scale version of a human penis. Thank god.
Product Details:
Product features:
- Plush penis
- Adorable little eyes
- Around 30cm/12 inches tall
- EXTREMELY girthy
- Very cuddly
- Cuter than a real one
- Material: 100% polyester
- Measures approximately 30cm (H) x 22cm (W) x 14cm (D)
Pierre The Penis Pillow
4.9 /5
Pierre The Penis Pillow
Based on 9 reviews (9)
Purchased 2,400 times
Purchased 2,400 times
£19.99
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Key Features:
- An adorable plush in the shape of a giant penis
- Well, the plush is giant, the penis it depicts isn’t
- Its proportions are rather chode-like
- Mind you, it’s almost 12 inches long...
- It’s super cuddly
More Info:
Pierre The Penis Pillow Meet Pierre, a giant cuddly penis that packs some frankly obscene girth. This stuffed cock is nearly 12 inches long and has slightly terrifying black little eyes that you could get lost in if you tried. We recommend you don’t try though. Explaining to a bystander why you were gazing longingly at a humongous plush chode is no mean feat.
Snuggle up with Pierre and rest your head on his lovely soft shaft - or keep him on your desk to make your colleagues INSTANTLY contact HR to voice their concerns. Treat yourself to this adorable addition to your plush collection - because you’re girth it.
Please note: this is not an accurate to scale version of a human penis. Thank god.
Snuggle up with Pierre and rest your head on his lovely soft shaft - or keep him on your desk to make your colleagues INSTANTLY contact HR to voice their concerns. Treat yourself to this adorable addition to your plush collection - because you’re girth it.
Please note: this is not an accurate to scale version of a human penis. Thank god.
Product Details:
Product features:
- Plush penis
- Adorable little eyes
- Around 30cm/12 inches tall
- EXTREMELY girthy
- Very cuddly
- Cuter than a real one
- Material: 100% polyester
- Measures approximately 30cm (H) x 22cm (W) x 14cm (D)
Customer Reviews
4.9 /5
Pierre The Penis Pillow
Based on 9 reviews (9) 100%
Reviews
Funny product bought my sister it for her birthday, she loved it
Marley
100%
Reviews
Absolutely fantastic! Pierre arrived earlier than expected, well packaged, was bigger than I anticipated and is adorably soft. I bought him as a present for my mums 60th birthday and she fell in love with him. Definitely recommend buying Pierre!
MapleLover87
80%
Reviews
i really like this plushie i snuggle with it almost every night
Susman
100%
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Great wan, want it.
Ami
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