Well, the plush is giant, the penis it depicts isn’t
Its proportions are rather chode-like
Mind you, it’s almost 12 inches long...
It’s super cuddly
Meet Pierre, a giant cuddly penis that packs some frankly obscene girth. This stuffed cock is nearly 12 inches long and has slightly terrifying black little eyes that you could get lost in if you tried. We recommend you don’t try though. Explaining to a bystander why you were gazing longingly at a humongous plush chode is no mean feat.
Snuggle up with Pierre and rest your head on his lovely soft shaft - or keep him on your desk to make your colleagues INSTANTLY contact HR to voice their concerns. Treat yourself to this adorable addition to your plush collection - because you’re girth it.
Please note: this is not an accurate to scale version of a human penis. Thank god.
Adorable little eyes
Around 30cm/12 inches tall
Cuter than a real one
Measures approximately 30cm (H) x 22cm (W) x 14cm (D)
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