Secret Santa Gifts

Trying to find the perfect Secret Santa gift can feel like walking through a minefield: budget limits, vague hints, and zero idea who you’re buying for. That’s where Firebox steps in. With our curated collection of funny Secret Santa gifts and clever surprise presents, you’ll find something that delivers laughs and thoughtfulness. Go for something quirky, cheeky, or just plain fun, because the best Secret Santa gifts are the ones everyone remembers.

 

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    The Great Gatsby Wine Escape Room Game
    The Great Gatsby Wine Escape Room Game
    £14.99 £19.99
    Name That Bum Hole
    Name That Bum Hole
    £9.99
    Endless Meowy Christmas Card
    Endless Meowy Christmas Card
    £6.99 £9.99
    That Sound Game
    That Sound Game
    £16.99 £24.99
    Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
    Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
    £8.99 £11.99
    Penis Hot Water Bottle
    Penis Hot Water Bottle
    £12.99
    Stressticles
    Stressticles
    £5.99
    The SHIIT Workout
    The SHIIT Workout
    £7.99
    Boogie Bath Duck Light
    Boogie Bath Duck Light
    £6.99 £9.99
    Shower Steamers
    Shower Steamers
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    £4.99 £7.99
    Cocktail Candle Set
    Cocktail Candle Set
    £29.99
    Top Spoons
    Top Spoons
    £6.99 £9.99
    Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
    Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
    £7.99 £10.99
    Personalised Pet Socks
    Personalised Pet Socks
    £19.99
    Capybara Hot Water Bottle
    Capybara Hot Water Bottle
    £16.99 £19.99
    Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
    Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
    £7.99 £9.99
    Dumb Questions to Ask Your Friends Game
    Dumb Questions to Ask Your Friends Game
    £14.99 £19.99
    Light Up Shower Speaker
    Light Up Shower Speaker
    £14.99
    Death Row Recipes
    Death Row Recipes
    £9.99
    World's Smallest Turntable
    World's Smallest Turntable
    £7.99 £11.99
    How To Fucking Swear Around The World
    How To Fucking Swear Around The World
    £4.99 £6.99
    You Can't Say Umm Game
    You Can't Say Umm Game
    £12.99 £19.99
    Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
    Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
    £9.99
    After Dinner Willies
    After Dinner Willies
    £7.99
    Chocolate Boobs
    Chocolate Boobs
    £4.99 £6.99
    Personalised Pet Magazine Poster
    Personalised Pet Magazine Poster
    £16.99
    Penis Mug
    Penis Mug
    £6.99 £8.99
    Stressless Bath Light
    Stressless Bath Light
    £9.99
    Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
    Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
    £10.99 £12.99
    ChocClits
    ChocClits
    £5.99 £7.99
    Mini Plant Life Support
    Mini Plant Life Support
    £6.99 £9.99
    Desktop Therapist
    Desktop Therapist
    £24.99
    100 Ways To Eat Cock
    100 Ways To Eat Cock
    £6.99
    Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
    Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
    £7.99 £11.99
    Fart Sound Box
    Fart Sound Box
    £6.99 £9.99
    Pooping Elf
    Pooping Elf
    £4.99 £8.99
    Name That Porno
    Name That Porno
    £7.99 £9.99
    Cat - Astrophe
    Cat - Astrophe
    £9.99
    Personalised Christmas Boxers with Face and Text
    Personalised Christmas Boxers with Face and Text
    £29.99
    100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
    100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
    £6.99 £9.99
    Bob Ross Bobblehead
    Bob Ross Bobblehead
    £6.99 £9.99
    Hanging Cauldron Oil Burner
    Hanging Cauldron Oil Burner
    £6.99 £9.99
    Invisi-Puzzle
    Invisi-Puzzle
    £7.99 £11.99
    Penis Pasta
    Penis Pasta
    £3.99 £4.99
    Personalised Golf Balls - Set of 3
    Personalised Golf Balls - Set of 3
    £24.99
    Edible Anus
    Edible Anus
    £8.99 £12.99
    Worst Case Scenario Apocalypse Survival Book
    Worst Case Scenario Apocalypse Survival Book
    £14.99
    Axolotl Slippers
    Axolotl Slippers
    £14.99 £21.99
    Santa Bubble Blower
    Santa Bubble Blower
    £9.99 £14.99
    Heatable Happy Hot Potato
    Heatable Happy Hot Potato
    £14.99
    Mini Christmas Record Player
    Mini Christmas Record Player
    £7.99 £11.99
    Self Stirring Lazy Mug
    Self Stirring Lazy Mug
    £8.99 £11.99
    Grip Strip
    Grip Strip
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    £2.99 £6.99
    Cockapoo Mug
    Cockapoo Mug
    £7.99 £12.99
    Personalised Photo Strip Poster with Text
    Personalised Photo Strip Poster with Text
    £16.99
    Inflatable Jesus
    Inflatable Jesus
    £8.99
    Excel Shortcut Mug
    Excel Shortcut Mug
    £6.99 £8.99
    Caramel Waffle Candle
    Caramel Waffle Candle
    £6.99 £9.99
    Condom Socks
    Condom Socks
    £9.99 £14.99
    Llama Pocket Pal Warmer
    Llama Pocket Pal Warmer
    £11.99
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