These mercilessly hot Instant Regret Lollipops are infused with our signature 6.4 million Scoville extract and guaranteed to cause immense physical and mental suffering. Just for reference, the humble jalapeño is a paltry 3.5 thousand Scovilles – childs play, a walk in the park.
But even the lightest, daintiest lick of these lollipops is like plunging your tongue into the roaring fires of hell. Or knocking back a shot of fresh lava. Or sucking on a red-hot branding iron. Yum!
Soooo why not challenge a mate and see who can hold it in their mouth the longest? Seems like a perfectly rational thing to do, right?
Imagine the surprise on your friend/lover/mother’s face when you announce that you’ve bought them a butt plug. Then, they unwrap what they think is a naughty gift, only to let out a massive groan, because what you’ve actually given them is a bum -shaped sink plug.
But once the lameness of your punny present sinks in, they’ll soon realise what a practical gift it is - the (rear) end to their leaky sink problems!
Simply upload a good clear picture of the faces you desire and we'll transform them all into distorted and squishy cushions for you to do with as you please.
Coming to you in packs of one, two or three, these cosy cushions feature a black reverse and look best boasting a high quality image. What an earth are you waiting for? Mush some faces into your home-decor and never look back.
What is UNT?
Is it some kind of curious code? Perhaps it’s a super-secret luxury brand, or simply a popular nickname in some far-flung part of the world?
Actually, now you mention it, we heard someone shouting it on the street the other day.
All we know about this mysteriously named mug is that is features a sturdy 325ml ceramic body with three unexplained letters and a large black c-shaped handle.
These quirky Beer Socks are a great gift for the beer connoisseur in your life. They’re also perfect to wear to your local beer festival or with sandals on your next holiday. The packaging alone is delightful, with the socks coming stored in a beer can. Genius!
Made from 80% cotton, you can choose from yellow (lager), orange (ale) or black (stout). Simply open the can and pop these beauties on your tootsies before you head down the pub.
