All rise for the purveyor of peculiar presents 🍆
Yes Valentine’s Day is all about love, but it’s also about shagging, let’s not kid ourselves. So if you want to add some spice to your situationship, we’ve got you covered with our slightly weird, sexy gift collection. Forget the clichéd roses and heart-shaped chocolates; this year, it’s all about turning up the heat with gifts that will leave you questioning your moral compass.
As the purveyor of peculiar presents, we have unleashed a Valentine’s collection that’s more saucy than a plate of mom’s spaghetti. A treasure trove of risqué delights, designed to tickle your fancy and your funny bone simultaneously, which funny bone that is is entirely at your discretion.
From eye-wateringly accurate anatomical chocolates to adult-themed board games, Firebox has left no stone unturned in its quest to make Cupid’s eyes bleed.
This way for funny, sexy gift ideas 👇
If you thought socks were the pinnacle of frisky gift-giving, think again. Firebox’s anthology of amorous absurdities will make even the most seasoned romantics raise an eyebrow. Behold, the Edible Anus, for example – because nothing says I love you like chocolate bumholes.
But that’s just the beginning. From penis-shaped pillows and rude puzzle books to scrotum doorstops and chocolate boobs, our sexy gift collection is proof that humour is the best aphrodisiac. Check it out!
My, you are insatiable!
Want more? You animal! Lucky for you, we’ve got a lot more where that came from. Check out our full collection of sexy gifts that are sure to add some awkward heat to the bedroom!
