Christmas Gifts

Tired of giving Christmas gifts that end up gathering dust in the back of a cupboard? Firebox does things differently, we specialise in the kind of gifts that actually get used instead of being regifted three times over by February. Whether you're hunting for Christmas presents that'll make your mates laugh, cry, or question your sanity, or you just need Christmas present ideas that go beyond socks and gift cards, you've landed in the right place.

We've curated hundreds of genuinely brilliant presents that'll have everyone asking "where did you find that?" from quirky gadgets and hilarious games to proper thoughtful gifts that show you actually know the person. No boring generic tat here – just Christmas presents that'll make you look like the gifting genius you've always wanted to be. So grab a mince pie, stick on some questionable festive tunes, and let's find the perfect presents that'll actually be remembered come New Year.

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    Top Spoons
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Christmas Tree Train Set
    £20.99 £29.99
    -30%
    Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
    £6.59 £10.99
    -40%
    100 Ways To Eat Cock
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Endless Meowy Christmas Card
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Candy Grabber
    £24.49 £34.99
    -30%
    Disco Ice Bucket
    £19.99 £24.99
    -20%
    Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow
    £12.00 £39.99
    -70%
    Levitos Plant Pot
    £40.00 £79.99
    -50%
    Death Row Recipes
    £6.99 £9.99
    -30%
    Top of the Pops Game
    £6.00 £19.99
    -70%
    Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Name That Bum Hole
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Disco Ball Hanging Planter
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    £20.99 £34.99
    Mr Razor the Razor Holder
    £13.99
    Mini Plant Life Support
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Capybara Hot Water Bottle
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    The SHIIT Workout
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Giant Pierre The Penis
    £10.00 £24.99
    -60%
    Lifesize Sloth Pillow
    £20.99 £34.99
    -40%
    Dashboard Jesus
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Sausage & Cheese Guillotine
    £17.99 £29.99
    -40%
    Truth Or Drink - Extra Dirty
    £14.99 £24.99
    -40%
    Penal-Tea Mug
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Animal Head Shot Glasses
    £8.00 £19.99
    -60%
    Chocolate Boobs
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Things To Do While You Poo
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Motherboard Chopping Board
    £9.59 £15.99
    -40%
    Willy Night Light
    £15.00 £29.99
    -50%
    Swearing Punch Ball
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    How To Fucking Swear Around The World
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Smelly Bum Incense Holder
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    £6.00 £19.99
    Stressticles | Christmas Gifts
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    Invisi-Puzzle | Christmas Gifts
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Light Up Shower Speaker
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Pulse Neck Massager
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Penis Pasta
    £2.99 £4.99
    -40%
    Joker Pranks Sound Cards
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    £6.99 £9.99
    Name That Porno
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Christmas Nightmare Murder Mystery
    £12.99 £24.99
    -48%
    Plush Foot Massager
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Itty Bitty Titty Mug
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    Penis Mug
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    That's Totally You Game
    £8.00 £19.99
    -60%
    Dirty Bitch Soap
    £2.39 £3.99
    -40%
    Willy Egg Fryer
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    Techno Toilet Light
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Killer Carnivorous Grow Kit
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    Peace & Love Incense Burner
    £10.00 £19.99
    -50%
    100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Inflatable Jesus
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    Get The Ick Game
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Llama Pocket Pal Warmer
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    ChocClits
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Marshmallow Willies
    £3.00 £5.99
    -50%
    Caramel Waffle Candle
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Bob Ross Bobblehead
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Mini Crystal Ball
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Where the Fuck are My Keys?
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Shower Steamers
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    £4.79 £7.99
    Microwave Egg Cooker
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Cowboy Boot Mug
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Gay bar soap
    £2.39 £3.99
    -40%
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