Christmas Gifts

Tired of giving Christmas gifts that end up gathering dust in the back of a cupboard? Firebox does things differently, we specialise in the kind of gifts that actually get used instead of being regifted three times over by February. Whether you're hunting for Christmas presents that'll make your mates laugh, cry, or question your sanity, or you just need Christmas present ideas that go beyond socks and gift cards, you've landed in the right place.

We've curated hundreds of genuinely brilliant presents that'll have everyone asking "where did you find that?" from quirky gadgets and hilarious games to proper thoughtful gifts that show you actually know the person. No boring generic tat here – just Christmas presents that'll make you look like the gifting genius you've always wanted to be. So grab a mince pie, stick on some questionable festive tunes, and let's find the perfect presents that'll actually be remembered come New Year.

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    Top Spoons
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Christmas Tree Train Set
    £20.99 £29.99
    -30%
    Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
    £6.59 £10.99
    -40%
    100 Ways To Eat Cock
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Endless Meowy Christmas Card
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Candy Grabber
    £24.49 £34.99
    -30%
    Disco Ice Bucket
    £19.99 £24.99
    -20%
    Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow
    £12.00 £39.99
    -70%
    Levitos Plant Pot
    £40.00 £79.99
    -50%
    Death Row Recipes
    £6.99 £9.99
    -30%
    Top of the Pops Game
    £6.00 £19.99
    -70%
    Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Name That Bum Hole
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Disco Ball Hanging Planter
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    £20.99 £34.99
    Mr Razor the Razor Holder
    £13.99
    Mini Plant Life Support
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Capybara Hot Water Bottle
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    The SHIIT Workout
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Giant Pierre The Penis
    £10.00 £24.99
    -60%
    Lifesize Sloth Pillow
    £20.99 £34.99
    -40%
    Dashboard Jesus
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Sausage & Cheese Guillotine
    £17.99 £29.99
    -40%
    Truth Or Drink - Extra Dirty
    £14.99 £24.99
    -40%
    Animal Head Shot Glasses
    £8.00 £19.99
    -60%
    Penal-Tea Mug
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Chocolate Boobs
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Things To Do While You Poo
    £4.99 £7.99
    -40%
    Motherboard Chopping Board
    £9.59 £15.99
    -40%
    Willy Night Light
    £15.00 £29.99
    -50%
    Swearing Punch Ball
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    How To Fucking Swear Around The World
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Invisi-Puzzle | Christmas Gifts
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Light Up Shower Speaker
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Smelly Bum Incense Holder
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    £6.00 £19.99
    Stressticles | Christmas Gifts
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    Pulse Neck Massager
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Name That Porno
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Penis Pasta
    £2.99 £4.99
    -40%
    Joker Pranks Sound Cards
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    £6.99 £9.99
    Christmas Nightmare Murder Mystery
    £12.99 £24.99
    -48%
    Plush Foot Massager
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Penis Mug
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    Itty Bitty Titty Mug
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    That's Totally You Game
    £8.00 £19.99
    -60%
    Dirty Bitch Soap
    £2.39 £3.99
    -40%
    Willy Egg Fryer
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    Techno Toilet Light
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Peace & Love Incense Burner
    £10.00 £19.99
    -50%
    Killer Carnivorous Grow Kit
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Inflatable Jesus
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    Get The Ick Game
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Llama Pocket Pal Warmer
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Marshmallow Willies
    £3.00 £5.99
    -50%
    ChocClits
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Bob Ross Bobblehead
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Mini Crystal Ball
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Caramel Waffle Candle
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Where the Fuck are My Keys?
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Shower Steamers
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    £4.79 £7.99
    Cowboy Boot Mug
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Microwave Egg Cooker
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
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