Christmas Gifts for Boyfriends
After all, you can't simply chomp on a whole sausage or stuff your face with fistfuls of cheese like some feral beast! You need to slice it up - and this sturdy cutting device is the perfect tool for the job.
Made from rubber tree wood, this unconventional kitchen essential features a reassuringly-chunky handle and a stainless steel blade to make slicing a breeze, while a nifty safety lock prevents any slips or mishaps.
Oh and you needn't stop at meats and cheeses either, the guillotine works great for veggies too so make sure you get the carrot, celery and cucumber involved as well!
Make the gifting experience begin before they’ve even opened the present with this Personalised Milestone Birthday Wrapping Paper. Simply upload a photo of the face you want to feature, choose the birthday age and we’ll do the rest, printing your design all over a sheet of high-quality wrapping paper in the colour of your choice.
With the Loud Mouth Voice Changer at your disposal you can instantly transform even the most tedious monotone drawl into a loud and exciting voice.
Just hold this mighty megaphone up to your lips, hold down the trigger and you're ready to begin your transformation. At the flick of a switch you have three different vocal styles to experiment with - male, female and robot!
Always fancied speaking like a Dalek? Need to leave your boss a terrifying anonymous answerphone message? The world is your oyster with the Loud Mouth Voice Changer!
They saunter over to your desk, they gaze at your screen ponderously, their eyes slowly scanning the spreadsheet. After a few short moments they confidently reach for your laptop, highlight a few cells and then BANG. A split-second keyboard shortcut and your problem is solved. Blink and you'd miss it.
"There you go, all done" they say with a cheeky wink and a sympathetic pat as they moonwalk back to their desk.
Woah.
With the mighty Excel Shortcut Mug at your disposal, you too can possess this powerful spreadsheet wizardry, you'll wonder how you ever functioned without it.
PS. Google Sheets is for wimps.
Whether you've just start clicking bricks together or you're a bonafide Master Builder with a Lego metropolis in your loft – this puzzle is for you.
The Lego Minifigure Puzzle celebrates the classic yellow character and all of its many mad outfits. With 1000 pieces, it's guaranteed to bring hours (or weeks depending on your aptitude for puzzles) of fun for the whole family.
Oh and if you've always fancied a real-life minifigure of yourself (or someone else) – make sure you check out our Brick Yourself™ Personalised Minifigures
The Mini SubWOOFer Speaker is not just a superb play on words - this pooch is packing some serious power! At only 3" long this cheeky chappie slips right into your pocket so you can enjoy your favourite tunes at home, work or on-the-go.
Our favourite feature? No need to struggle trying to get a leash on him, you can wirelessly connect to this loyal companion via Bluetooth!
Somewhere... betwixt the undulating pages of this lush and sprawling book... resides one of nature's rarest and most precious creatures. The David Attenborough.
Exactly where this legendary animal resides... is unknown.
Its habitat... ever-changing.
Within the coldest glaciers, the hottest desserts, the densest rainforests ... the Attenborough waits... patiently... for you to discover him.
Okay, that's enough.
Turn your holiday into a LOLiday with our personalised beach towel. Superimpose your face on a hilarious choice of different bodies, from rad bod to dad bod, baby to lady, and more.
Always dreamt of having a 6-pack or fantasised about carrying a well-honed beer belly? Make that dream a reality with our Beach Bod Personalised Beach Towel!
Choose from different hilarious bodies, upload the face of your choice and we’ll do the rest.
This attention grabbing beach essential makes the perfect gift for family and friends who like to laugh at their own expense. But you can also gift it to yourself, because you absolutely deserve it.
As an added bonus, it’s theft-proof too, because who’s going to steal something with your face on it? This extra security measure means that you’ll be free to make awkward Tik Tok dance videos on the water’s edge without fear of losing your favourite new towel. #perfect
Have you ever thought of writing a TV series involving you and your friends? You might never get the chance to pitch it to a streaming service, but now you can bring your idea to life with a personalised Netflix-style poster.
Whether you want your poster to feature you and your significant other as the stars of a romantic drama, or you and your best mate in a hilarious buddy comedy, all elements of the poster are customisable, from the text to the photo.
For best results, we recommend using a high-resolution photo (one taken with a good phone will do just fine).
We’ll even frame it for you, if you like.
This collection of funny visual puzzles has your keys hidden in a range of everyday and not-so-everyday environments. The perfect gift for anyone who’s always misplacing their keys...which is pretty much everyone, right? This search-and-find adventure will have you frantically flipping through page after page looking for those elusive keys. But be warned, if you're prone to forgetfulness, you might just misplace the book itself. Just remember to check under the sofa cushions, in the fridge, and in every handbag you own before you give up hope. Who knows, you might just find your keys and a few other things you've been missing along the way!
How To Live With A Huge Penis explores and allays the daily struggles of this genetic marvel, with chapters covering all of the major issues including:
- Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family
- Care and Maintenance of Your Huge Penis
- Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis
- Dealing with Discrimination
- Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis
Big barbarian banquets in front of a roaring fire, feasting on legs of mutton with their bare hands. Swigging on mead and planning their next plunderous voyage while beating each other up for the fun of it and bellowing drinking songs 'til dawn. Those were the days, eh?
The Viking Horn Glass is a throwback to this epic boozy era. Just fill it up with your favourite tipple, raise a hearty toast to Odin and co, then get ready to party like a Viking!
Don't let its primitive roots fool you, this curvaceous goblet is significantly classier than your average carved cow horn, it's made from soda-lime glass and holds up to 480ml of your finest ale or mead.
The horn even comes with sturdy birch wood stand so you can proudly display it on the mantel, you know, next to your sword, shield, the skulls of your enemies etc.
Upload a photo of anyone you want and we’ll tile it over your very own doormat. Whether it’s your best mate, your ex, your worst enemy or your favourite person, we’ll print 'em so you can step on them every time you leave or enter the house.
No matter how enthusiastic you are about caking mud into them, your doormat will remain super easy to clean - just bung it in the washing machine at 30 degrees and it’ll be good as new, ready for more vengeful shoe cleaning. Not a lot we can do if you get so angry that you wear a massive hole in it though, other than suggest a course of therapy and some yoga.
READ ME! I’M IMPORTANT!
- Only upload photos with one face in them (no group photos please!)
- Photos showing more than one face may result in us having to delay or even cancel your order.
- Don't ruin Christmas by uploading photos with multiple faces in!
Get some popcorn crackling away on the hob, dim the lights, and slip your smartphone into the back of the Project Yourself Cardboard Projector. This stylish and portable package features a high-quality glass lens with an impressive 8x magnification to transform your miniature mobile movies into glorious cinematic events.
Don't get us wrong, we love going to the cinema but here are six reasons why this is a pretty solid upgrade:
- A bunch of kids aren't going to talk over the whole thing
- Enjoy sensibly priced popcorn and drinks
- You can eat an obnoxiously smelly hotdog without feeling self-conscious
- Just pause the film if you need to nip to the toilet
- You can even stop it completely if it turns out to be a dreadful choice
- Seriously comfy seats and generous leg-room for all ...we'll leave it up to you whether you want to play half an hour of trailers and car adverts.
Once you're awake, you now have a choice. Should you use this break in sleep cycles to use the toilet?
Yes you should. But the world is a dark place. Especially your bathroom. So what are your options? You can't turn the light on, that's mental. You'll be instantly and violently awake.
You could leave the lights off and try using instinct and porcelain echo feedback to find the centre of the toilet but it's way too messy. You need a 3rd way.
You need the Toilet Bowl Light.
It's light-sensitive so it will only turn on in the dark, and motion-activated so it will only light up when you walk into the bathroom at night.
It comes equipped with six colour options - single colour or cycling effect - and fits any toilet.
Now you don't need to shuffle nervously through the dark trying to avoid smashing your leg/shin against the toilet or apologise sheepishly to better halves when they inspect the erratic results of your night-time manoeuvres.
Let the Toilet Bowl Light take the toil out of the toilet.
The bodhug Weighted Body Wrap uses the relaxing properties of gentle weight to loosen up tight shoulder, neck and back areas. The deep pressure from the weighted collar relaxes and stabilises the muscles which means less trips to the masseuse. Unlike an actual masseuse, the body wrap doesn’t care if you’ve shaved, make you wear those weird paper pants, or ask you awkward questions in a whispery voice - and best of all, you can wear it anywhere!
Cat-Astrophe has one aim: you stack the cats.
That’s it.
There’s no timer, you can take as long as you need.
They who stacks the cats the highest wins. It’s that simple. Anyone can play this. Kids and adults. Strangers and best mates. Big groups or on your own. Dumb people and clever people. People who hate games and people who love games. People who don’t speak the same language and people who do. Cat lovers get to play with tiny little adorable vinyl cats, cat haters get to see the tower inevitably topple. What’s not to love?
The Sinking Ship Glass is the perfect vessel (hohoho) to add a little drama to your drinks. You could pop in a couple of large ice
Anyway. Whatever beverage you decide to enjoy, make sure you swirl it around the glass to create some waves before sinking it and revealing the epic handblown ship within.
These personalised face flip flops will ensure no one steals your shoes at the beach while you make awkward Tik Tok videos on the water’s edge. A fun addition to your summer wardrobe, they can be personalised with the face of your choice, from your own mug to the flawless visage of your celebrity crush.
These flip flops also make a wildly original gift for mates’ holidays, stag or hen weekends, and they’re available in three different sizes so no one gets left out.
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