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Secret Santa Gifts

Trying to find the perfect Secret Santa gift can feel like walking through a minefield: budget limits, vague hints, and zero idea who you’re buying for. That’s where Firebox steps in. With our curated collection of funny Secret Santa gifts and clever surprise presents, you’ll find something that delivers laughs and thoughtfulness. Go for something quirky, cheeky, or just plain fun, because the best Secret Santa gifts are the ones everyone remembers.

 

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    Personalised Pet Socks
    Personalised Pet Socks
    £19.99
    The Great Gatsby Wine Escape Room Game
    The Great Gatsby Wine Escape Room Game
    £14.99 £19.99
    Name That Bum Hole
    Name That Bum Hole
    £9.99
    Endless Meowy Christmas Card
    Endless Meowy Christmas Card
    £6.99 £9.99
    Personalised Aperol Spritz Logo Glass
    Personalised Aperol Spritz Logo Glass
    £14.99
    Penis Hot Water Bottle
    Penis Hot Water Bottle
    £12.99
    Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
    Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
    £8.99 £11.99
    Stressticles
    Stressticles
    £5.99
    Capybara Hot Water Bottle
    Capybara Hot Water Bottle
    £16.99 £19.99
    Top Spoons
    Top Spoons
    £6.99 £9.99
    The SHIIT Workout
    The SHIIT Workout
    £7.99
    Personalised Pet Magazine Poster
    Personalised Pet Magazine Poster
    £16.99
    Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
    Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
    £7.99 £10.99
    100 Ways To Eat Cock
    100 Ways To Eat Cock
    £6.99
    Shower Steamers
    Shower Steamers
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    £4.99 £7.99
    Personalised Photo Strip Poster with Text
    Personalised Photo Strip Poster with Text
    £16.99
    Light Up Shower Speaker
    Light Up Shower Speaker
    £14.99
    Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
    Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
    £7.99 £9.99
    How To Fucking Swear Around The World
    How To Fucking Swear Around The World
    £4.99 £6.99
    Boogie Bath Duck Light
    Boogie Bath Duck Light
    £6.99 £9.99
    Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
    Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
    £9.99
    Penis Mug
    Penis Mug
    £6.99 £8.99
    Name That Porno
    Name That Porno
    £7.99 £9.99
    After Dinner Willies
    After Dinner Willies
    £7.99
    Mug Mug - Personalised Faces Mug
    Mug Mug - Personalised Faces Mug
    £10.99
    That Sound Game
    That Sound Game
    £16.99 £24.99
    Dumb Questions to Ask Your Friends Game
    Dumb Questions to Ask Your Friends Game
    £14.99 £19.99
    Stressless Bath Light
    Stressless Bath Light
    £9.99
    Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
    Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
    £7.99 £11.99
    Pooping Elf
    Pooping Elf
    £4.99 £8.99
    World's Smallest Turntable
    World's Smallest Turntable
    £7.99 £11.99
    Axolotl Slippers
    Axolotl Slippers
    £14.99 £21.99
    Personalised Bathrobe with Photo and Name
    Personalised Bathrobe with Photo and Name
    £34.99
    Bob Ross Bobblehead
    Bob Ross Bobblehead
    £6.99 £9.99
    Personalised Socks with Pet and Face
    Personalised Socks with Pet and Face
    £19.99
    Chocolate Boobs
    Chocolate Boobs
    £4.99 £6.99
    You Can't Say Umm Game
    You Can't Say Umm Game
    £12.99 £19.99
    Fart Sound Box
    Fart Sound Box
    £6.99 £9.99
    Cat - Astrophe
    Cat - Astrophe
    £9.99
    ChocClits
    ChocClits
    £5.99 £7.99
    Mini Plant Life Support
    Mini Plant Life Support
    £6.99 £9.99
    Santa Bubble Blower
    Santa Bubble Blower
    £9.99 £14.99
    Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
    Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
    £10.99 £12.99
    Personalised Golf Balls - Set of 3
    Personalised Golf Balls - Set of 3
    £24.99
    Personalised Disney Style Bathrobe
    Personalised Disney Style Bathrobe
    £34.99
    Personalised Christmas Boxers with Face and Text
    Personalised Christmas Boxers with Face and Text
    £29.99
    Personalised Socks with Face in Christmas Hat
    Personalised Socks with Face in Christmas Hat
    £19.99
    Where the Fuck are My Keys?
    Where the Fuck are My Keys?
    £4.99 £7.99
    100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
    100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
    £6.99 £9.99
    Personalised wine measure glass
    Personalised wine measure glass
    £14.99
    Edible Anus
    Edible Anus
    £8.99 £12.99
    Desktop Therapist
    Desktop Therapist
    £24.99
    Inflatable Jesus
    Inflatable Jesus
    £8.99
    Condom Socks
    Condom Socks
    £9.99 £14.99
    Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs
    Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs
    £4.99 £7.99
    Techno Toilet Light
    Techno Toilet Light
    £8.99 £12.99
    Excel Shortcut Mug
    Excel Shortcut Mug
    £6.99 £8.99
    Itty Bitty Titty Mug
    Itty Bitty Titty Mug
    £6.99 £8.99
    Dirty Bitch Soap
    Dirty Bitch Soap
    £2.99 £3.99
    Invisi-Puzzle
    Invisi-Puzzle
    £7.99 £11.99
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