Christmas Gifts

Tired of giving Christmas gifts that end up gathering dust in the back of a cupboard? Firebox does things differently, we specialise in the kind of gifts that actually get used instead of being regifted three times over by February. Whether you're hunting for Christmas presents that'll make your mates laugh, cry, or question your sanity, or you just need Christmas present ideas that go beyond socks and gift cards, you've landed in the right place.

We've curated hundreds of genuinely brilliant presents that'll have everyone asking "where did you find that?" from quirky gadgets and hilarious games to proper thoughtful gifts that show you actually know the person. No boring generic tat here – just Christmas presents that'll make you look like the gifting genius you've always wanted to be. So grab a mince pie, stick on some questionable festive tunes, and let's find the perfect presents that'll actually be remembered come New Year.

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    Top Spoons
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Christmas Tree Train Set
    £20.99 £29.99
    -30%
    Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
    £6.59 £10.99
    -40%
    100 Ways To Eat Cock
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Endless Meowy Christmas Card
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Candy Grabber
    £24.49 £34.99
    -30%
    Disco Ice Bucket
    £19.99 £24.99
    -20%
    Lifesize Sloth Pillow
    £20.99 £34.99
    -40%
    Sausage & Cheese Guillotine
    £17.99 £29.99
    -40%
    Capybara Hot Water Bottle
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Death Row Recipes
    £6.99 £9.99
    -30%
    Mini Massage Cushion
    £23.99 £39.99
    -40%
    Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Name That Bum Hole
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Disco Ball Hanging Planter
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    £20.99 £34.99
    Underwater Disco Light
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Mr Razor the Razor Holder
    £13.99
    The SHIIT Workout
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Giant Pierre The Penis
    £10.00 £24.99
    -60%
    Top of the Pops Game
    £6.00 £19.99
    -70%
    Animal Head Shot Glasses
    £8.00 £19.99
    -60%
    Penal-Tea Mug
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Mini Plant Life Support
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Shower Steamers
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    £4.79 £7.99
    Chocolate Boobs
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Caramel Waffle Candle
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    ChocClits
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Swearing Punch Ball
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Things To Do While You Poo
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Dirty Bitch Soap
    £2.39 £3.99
    -40%
    Willy Egg Fryer
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    How To Fucking Swear Around The World
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Toilet Piano Mat
    £9.59 £15.99
    -40%
    Invisi-Puzzle | Christmas Gifts
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Smelly Bum Incense Holder
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    £6.00 £19.99
    Giraffe Slippers
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    Stressticles | Christmas Gifts
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Pulse Neck Massager
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Name That Porno
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Penis Pasta
    £2.99 £4.99
    -40%
    Grip Strip
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    £6.00 £19.99
    Penis Mug
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    That's Totally You Game
    £8.00 £19.99
    -60%
    Itty Bitty Titty Mug
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    Heatable Happy Hot Potato
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Techno Toilet Light
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Peace & Love Incense Burner
    £10.00 £19.99
    -50%
    100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Get The Ick Game
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Mini Crystal Ball
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Marshmallow Willies
    £3.00 £5.99
    -50%
    Dashboard Jesus
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Where the Fuck are My Keys?
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Cowboy Boot Mug
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Gay bar soap
    £2.39 £3.99
    -40%
    Killer Carnivorous Grow Kit
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    Take Cooler Selfies Lens Kit
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Long Cow Hot Water Bottle
    £12.50 £24.99
    -50%
    Stressless Bath Light
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Astro Tayto Moon Light
    £8.50 £16.99
    -50%
    Astro Tayto Night Light
    £7.50 £14.99
    -50%
    Potty Putter
    £8.00 £15.99
    -50%
    Squid Game Doormat
    £10.00 £19.99
    -50%
    Xbox Icons Light
    £14.99 £24.99
    -40%
    The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
    £11.19 £15.99
    -30%
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