Christmas Gifts

Tired of giving Christmas gifts that end up gathering dust in the back of a cupboard? Firebox does things differently, we specialise in the kind of gifts that actually get used instead of being regifted three times over by February. Whether you're hunting for Christmas presents that'll make your mates laugh, cry, or question your sanity, or you just need Christmas present ideas that go beyond socks and gift cards, you've landed in the right place.

We've curated hundreds of genuinely brilliant presents that'll have everyone asking "where did you find that?" from quirky gadgets and hilarious games to proper thoughtful gifts that show you actually know the person. No boring generic tat here – just Christmas presents that'll make you look like the gifting genius you've always wanted to be. So grab a mince pie, stick on some questionable festive tunes, and let's find the perfect presents that'll actually be remembered come New Year.

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    Top Spoons
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Christmas Tree Train Set
    £20.99 £29.99
    -30%
    Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
    £6.59 £10.99
    -40%
    100 Ways To Eat Cock
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Endless Meowy Christmas Card
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Candy Grabber
    £24.49 £34.99
    -29%
    Lifesize Sloth Pillow
    £20.99 £34.99
    -40%
    Tipple Topple Tower
    £14.99 £24.99
    -40%
    Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Levitos Plant Pot
    £40.00 £79.99
    -50%
    Grip Strip
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    £2.99 £6.99
    Light Up Shower Speaker
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Sausage & Cheese Guillotine
    £17.99 £29.99
    -17%
    Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Toilet Piano Mat
    £9.59 £15.99
    -40%
    Cat yoga mugs
    £11.50 £22.99
    -50%
    Smelly Bum Incense Holder
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    £6.00 £19.99
    The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
    £11.19 £15.99
    -30%
    Name That Bum Hole
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Mini Plant Life Support
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Spinning Nebula Light
    £10.00 £19.99
    -50%
    Faux Fur Long Hot Water Bottle
    £14.99 £24.99
    -40%
    Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs | Christmas Gifts
    £4.79 £7.99
    -38%
    Motherboard Chopping Board
    £9.59 £15.99
    -40%
    Peach Bellini Gin Liqueur
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Beer Buds
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Attenborough Plant Markers
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Mushroom Light
    £5.00 £9.99
    -50%
    Capybara Hot Water Bottle
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Hanging Cauldron Oil Burner
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Willy Night Light
    £15.00 £29.99
    -50%
    Stressticles | Christmas Gifts
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    Pulse Neck Massager
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Killer Carnivorous Grow Kit
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    After Dinner Nipples
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Cat - Astrophe
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Penis Pasta
    £2.99 £4.99
    -40%
    Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Itty Bitty Titty Mug
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    Guess Poo? Game
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Mushroom Moisture Metre
    £9.00 £17.99
    -50%
    Name That Porno
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Worst Case Scenario Apocalypse Survival Book
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Martini Straw Glass
    £8.00 £19.99
    -60%
    Cockapoo Mug
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    You Can't Say Umm Game
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Death Row Recipes
    £6.99 £9.99
    -30%
    How To Fucking Swear Around The World
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Marshmallow Willies
    £3.00 £5.99
    -50%
    The Muff Mug
    £4.99 £8.99
    -44%
    Squid Game Business Card & Coffin Presentation Box
    £8.39 £13.99
    -40%
    ChocClits
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Groovy Mushroom Bath Bombs
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Butler In The Buff Drink Markers
    £6.50 £12.99
    -50%
    100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Duck Bath Light | Christmas Gifts
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Swearing Punch Ball
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Catnap Lamp
    £9.99 £19.99
    -50%
    Caramel Waffle Candle
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Edible Anus
    £5.20 £12.99
    -31%
    Dirty Bitch Soap
    £2.39 £3.99
    -25%
    Llama Lap Warmer
    £11.99 £19.99
    -15%
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