If you're on the look out for some cheeky discounts you've come to the right place. Many of these products won't be returning to our shelves so get your hands on 'em while stocks last...
Endless Cool Cat Birthday Card with Glitter – Prank Card
Glitter, groans, and glorious chaos.
£6.99£9.99
-30%
Giant Pierre The Penis
The bigger the better
£19.99£24.99
-20%
ChocClits
Congrats. You found the sweet spot.
£5.99£7.99
-25%
ChocClits
551ChocClits
Llama Lap Warmer
Chilly llap, warm llama
£16.99£19.99
-15%
Giant Octopus Plushie
XXL cuddle buddy
£54.99£69.99
-21%
Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs
Fizzing fantasy floaters
£4.99£7.99
-38%
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
Totally tubular
£8.99£11.99
-25%
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
554Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
Heated Cuddly Sloth
The only sloth you should be putting in a microwave.
£19.99£24.99
-20%
Heated Cuddly Sloth
552Heated Cuddly Sloth
Disco Ball Hanging Planter
Fill with earth (wind and fire optional).
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£19.99£24.99
Disco Ball Hanging Planter
552Disco Ball Hanging Planter
Boogie Bath Duck Light
Have a quacking good time.
£6.99£9.99
-30%
Levitos Plant Pot
Raise your houseplant game
£59.99£79.99
-25%
Levitos Plant Pot
551Levitos Plant Pot
Toilet Piano Mat
Tinkle the Ivories
£9.99£15.99
-38%
Toilet Piano Mat
551Toilet Piano Mat
Mini Massage Cushion
You knead this in your life
£24.99£39.99
-38%
Smelly Bum Incense Holder
Stick it where the sun don't shine!
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£12.99£19.99
Pulse Neck Massager
Ooh yeah, right there.
£14.99£19.99
-25%
Head Massager
Zen mode: on.
£17.99£24.99
-28%
Head Massager
551Head Massager
Capybara Hot Water Bottle
Absolutely capy-tivating.
£16.99£19.99
-15%
Giraffe Slippers
Embrace your wild side.
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£14.99£19.99
Top Spoons
You’ve gotta be “inn” it to win it!
£6.99£9.99
-30%
Top Spoons
551Top Spoons
Edible Anus
It's not Terry's, it's mine
£8.99£12.99
-31%
Edible Anus
551Edible Anus
Neon Cat Light
Time for a glow up!
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£19.99£24.99
Neon Cat Light
551Neon Cat Light
Name That Porno
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
£7.99£9.99
-20%
Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
Dirty Decorative Dwarfs
£8.99£12.99
-31%
Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
551Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
Marshmallow Willies
Chewable Chodes
£3.99£5.99
-33%
Marshmallow Willies
451Marshmallow Willies
Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
Bottoms up!
£10.99£12.99
-15%
Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
552Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
This dachshund really is a hot dog!
£14.99£19.99
-25%
Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
551Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
“Get in line, Steve.”
£7.99£11.99
-33%
Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
452Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
Axolotl Slippers
Salamander satisfaction.
£14.99£21.99
-32%
Chocolate Bums
Ass-orted chocolates.
£3.99£6.99
-43%
Invisi-Puzzle
The solution is crystal clear
£7.99£11.99
-33%
Willy Night Light
Where there’s a willy, there’s a way.
£19.99£29.99
-33%
You Can't Say Umm Game
Umm… No.
£12.99£19.99
-35%
Disco Ball Hanging Planter - Rainbow Edition
Get down with your plant self
£16.99£39.99
-58%
Disco Ball Hanging Planter - Rainbow Edition
552Disco Ball Hanging Planter - Rainbow Edition
100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
Gordon Ramsey eat your heart out
£6.99£9.99
-30%
100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
552100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
Boobs White Stone Non Slip Bath Mat
The breast bath mat money can buy.
£19.99£29.99
-33%
Boobs White Stone Non Slip Bath Mat
551Boobs White Stone Non Slip Bath Mat
Itty Bitty Titty Mug
“Wait a minute, are those tiny boobs?”
£6.99£8.99
-22%
Penis Mug
Welcome to the cheekiest collection of Penis Mugs at Firebox! Why sip your morning brew from a boring old cup when you can have an entire gallery of, well... you know. From subtle patterns that make people look twice to bold designs that leave nothing to the imagination.