If you're on the look out for some cheeky discounts you've come to the right place. Many of these products won't be returning to our shelves so get your hands on 'em while stocks last...
Welcome to the cheekiest collection of Penis Mugs at Firebox! Why sip your morning brew from a boring old cup when you can have an entire gallery of, well... you know. From subtle patterns that make people look twice to bold designs that leave nothing to the imagination.
£6.99£8.99
Penis Mug
555Penis Mug
Cat Hot Water Bottle
For when you’re feline chilly.
£16.99£19.99
Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
Bottoms up!
£10.99£12.99
Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
552Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
See if you can figure it out
£9.99£15.99
Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
551Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
Freshly Baked Oven Gloves
The best thing since sliced bread
£12.99£19.99
Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow
Girth control
£29.99£39.99
Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
“I couldn’t put it down!” - Jeremy Clackson
£7.99£9.99
Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
551Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Double swear
£4.99£6.99
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
552How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Axolotl Slippers
Salamander satisfaction.
£14.99£21.99
Levitos Cosmos Light
Floating in space
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£39.99£99.99
Shower Steamers
It makes scents
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£4.99£7.99
Shower Steamers
4.552Shower Steamers
Mini Massage Cushion
You knead this in your life
£24.99£39.99
Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
This dachshund really is a hot dog!
£14.99£19.99
Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
551Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
Mini Christmas Record Player
Good things come in small packages.
£7.99£11.99
Invisi-Puzzle
The solution is crystal clear
£7.99£11.99
You Can't Say Umm Game
Umm… No.
£12.99£19.99
Chocolate Boobs
Cocoa nips
£4.99£6.99
Mini Plant Life Support
Say aloe to your little friend.
£6.99£9.99
Mini Plant Life Support
551Mini Plant Life Support
Endless Cool Cat Birthday Card with Glitter – Prank Card
Glitter, groans, and glorious chaos.
£6.99£9.99
Cowboy Boot Mug
Rootin’ tootin’ sip of the Wild West.
£6.99£9.99
Cowboy Boot Mug
4.552Cowboy Boot Mug
Grip Strip
Get to grips
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£2.99£6.99
Grip Strip
552Grip Strip
Guess Poo? Game
A craptivating addition to game night.
£9.99£14.99
Highland Cow Fluffy Slippers
Moo-ve over, boring slippers!
£16.99£19.99
Highland Cow Fluffy Slippers
551Highland Cow Fluffy Slippers
Willy Night Light
Where there’s a willy, there’s a way.
£19.99£29.99
Excel Shortcut Mug
Excel yourself
£6.99£8.99
Excel Shortcut Mug
553Excel Shortcut Mug
Hanging Cauldron Oil Burner
Spooks and scents.
£6.99£9.99
Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
Painting Perfection
£7.99£10.99
Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
552Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
Penis Pasta
Little Italian Stallions
£3.99£4.99
World's Smallest Turntable
The turns they are a tablin’
£7.99£11.99
Bob Ross Bobblehead
The man, the meme, the legend.
£6.99£9.99
Bob Ross Bobblehead
4.159Bob Ross Bobblehead
Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs
Fizzing fantasy floaters
£4.99£7.99
Name That Porno
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
£7.99£9.99
Truth Or Drink - Extra Dirty
What could possibly go wrong?
£19.99£24.99
Long Cow Hot Water Bottle
Udderly cute and super soft.
£19.99£24.99
Toilet Piano Mat
Tinkle the Ivories
£9.99£15.99
Toilet Piano Mat
551Toilet Piano Mat
Attenborough Plant Markers
Your plants are safe. For now…
£9.99£12.99
Attenborough Plant Markers
551Attenborough Plant Markers
Naked Ramblers Mini Planters
Get closer to nature
£9.99£12.99
Naked Ramblers Mini Planters
552Naked Ramblers Mini Planters
Smelly Bum Incense Holder
Stick it where the sun don't shine!
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£12.99£19.99
Heated Cuddly Sloth
The only sloth you should be putting in a microwave.