Controversial Gifts

Oooh, the naughty section! Don't worry, we won't tell your mum you were here. Behold, our sweariest, sexiest, smokiest pressies, guaranteed to upset sensitive people and delight absolute legends.

Novelty Condom Sets

$11.99

Poopy McPoop Face

$12.99

Chocolate Poo

$12.99

Name That Porno

$12.99

Truth Or Drink - Extra Dirty

$24.99 $31.99

Cat Butt Magnets

$22.99

Fart Sound Box

$12.99

Rude Games book

$7.99

Butt Plug Sink Plug

$15.99

Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow

$54.99

Willy Egg Fryer

$9.99

The Cock Cannon Prank Gift

$23.99

The Shocking Truth

$29.99

Itty Bitty Titty Mug

$9.99

ChocClits

$7.99

Penis Hot Water Bottle

$19.99

After Dinner Nipples

$9.99

After Dinner Willies

$9.99

The Impossible Penis Puzzle

$26.99

Name That Bum Hole

$12.99

The Muff Mug

$14.99

100 Ways To Eat Cock

$9.99

Spot The Cock

$11.99

Naked Ramblers Mini Planters

$15.99

Micro Penis Mug

$14.99

Penis Pasta

$9.99

The Cat Butt Colouring and Activity Book

$9.99

Stressticles

$7.95

Dirty Bitch Soap

$7.99

Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes

$17.99

Position of the Day: The Playbook

$12.95

Chocolate Boobs

$12.99

Rude Puzzle Book

$10.99

How To Fucking Swear Around The World

$9.99

Incohearent

$25.99

Giant Pierre The Penis

$31.99

What Do You Meme

$38.99

Jizz The Game

$25.99

The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed

$21.99

How To Live With A Huge Penis

$12.99

Edible Anus

$11.99

F*cking Strong Coffee

$12.99

How To Swear Around The World

$12.99

52 Things To Do While You Poo

$11.99

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Chocolate Willy

$16.99

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Piss Yourself Birthday Card

$4.99

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Sex Cheques: Spicy Or Sweet

$12.99

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Lil' Nitro - The World's HOTTEST Gummy Bear

$15.99

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How To Swear In Sign Language

$9.99

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The SHIIT Workout

$10.99

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Balls Doorstop

$19.99

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Pierre The Penis Pillow

$22.99

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F**K The Game

$16.95