Secret Santa Gifts

Trying to find the perfect Secret Santa gift can feel like walking through a minefield: budget limits, vague hints, and zero idea who you’re buying for. That’s where Firebox steps in. With our curated collection of funny Secret Santa gifts and clever surprise presents, you’ll find something that delivers laughs and thoughtfulness. Go for something quirky, cheeky, or just plain fun, because the best Secret Santa gifts are the ones everyone remembers.

 

Discover our Top Christmas Categories 2025 at a Glance

By person

Special ideas

Festive extras

Expand
    Filter
    Sort by

    107 products

    Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Capybara Hot Water Bottle
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    You Can't Say Umm Game
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Stressticles
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    ChocClits
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Light Up Shower Speaker
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Name That Bum Hole
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Penis Pasta
    £2.99 £4.99
    -40%
    Top Spoons
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Axolotl Slippers
    £13.19 £21.99
    -40%
    Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
    £6.59 £10.99
    -40%
    Name That Porno
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Chocolate Boobs
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Desktop Therapist
    £17.49 £24.99
    -30%
    Willy Night Light
    £15.00 £29.99
    -50%
    Death Row Recipes
    £6.99 £9.99
    -30%
    Heatable Happy Hot Potato
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Endless Meowy Christmas Card
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Inflatable Jesus
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    Penis Mug
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Caramel Waffle Candle
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Edible Anus
    £5.20 £12.99
    -31%
    Sausage & Cheese Guillotine
    £17.99 £29.99
    -17%
    Incense House
    £6.00 £11.99
    -50%
    After Dinner Nipples
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Marshmallow Willies
    £3.00 £5.99
    -50%
    Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Where the Fuck are My Keys?
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Dirty Bitch Soap
    £2.39 £3.99
    -25%
    Excel Shortcut Mug
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    Fart Sound Box
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Spinning Nebula Light
    £10.00 £19.99
    -50%
    Cockapoo Mug
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs
    £4.79 £7.99
    -38%
    Killer Carnivorous Grow Kit
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    Underwater Disco Light
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Chocolate-Scented Candles
    £13.99 £19.99
    -30%
    Grip Strip
    from
    £2.99 £6.99
    Gay bar soap
    £2.39 £3.99
    -40%
    Cat yoga mugs
    £11.50 £22.99
    -50%
    Bob Ross Bobblehead
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Worst Case Scenario Apocalypse Survival Book
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Techno Toilet Light
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Drink Drank Drunk Game
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Record Player Kitchen Timer
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Between Worlds Candle
    £4.00 £9.99
    -60%
    Dumb Questions to Ask Your Friends Game
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    That's Totally You Game
    £8.00 £19.99
    -60%
    100 Ways To Eat Cock
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    How To Fucking Swear Around The World
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    The Muff Mug
    £4.99 £8.99
    -44%
    Take Cooler Selfies Lens Kit
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Willy Egg Fryer
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    No Hands - Non-Contact Hygiene Keyring
    £4.00 £9.99
    -60%
    Mushroom LED Lamp
    from
    £12.50 £24.99
    Mushroom Light
    £5.00 £9.99
    -50%
    Stressless Bath Light
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Filter
    Sort by

    107 products