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Trying to find the perfect Secret Santa gift can feel like walking through a minefield: budget limits, vague hints, and zero idea who you’re buying for. That’s where Firebox steps in. With our curated collection of funny Secret Santa gifts and clever surprise presents, you’ll find something that delivers laughs and thoughtfulness. Go for something quirky, cheeky, or just plain fun, because the best Secret Santa gifts are the ones everyone remembers.

 

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    Personalised Pet Socks
    Personalised Pet Socks
    £19.99
    Name That Bum Hole
    Name That Bum Hole
    £9.99
    Endless Meowy Christmas Card
    Endless Meowy Christmas Card
    £6.99 £9.99
    Penis Hot Water Bottle
    Penis Hot Water Bottle
    £12.99
    Personalised Pet Magazine Poster
    Personalised Pet Magazine Poster
    £16.99
    Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
    Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
    £8.99 £11.99
    Stressticles
    Stressticles
    £5.99
    The Great Gatsby Wine Escape Room Game
    The Great Gatsby Wine Escape Room Game
    £14.99 £19.99
    Personalised Photo Strip Poster with Text
    Personalised Photo Strip Poster with Text
    £16.99
    The SHIIT Workout
    The SHIIT Workout
    £7.99
    Capybara Hot Water Bottle
    Capybara Hot Water Bottle
    £16.99 £19.99
    Top Spoons
    Top Spoons
    £6.99 £9.99
    Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
    Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
    £7.99 £10.99
    100 Ways To Eat Cock
    100 Ways To Eat Cock
    £6.99
    Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
    Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
    £7.99 £9.99
    Mug Mug - Personalised Faces Mug
    Mug Mug - Personalised Faces Mug
    £10.99
    Personalised Socks with Pet and Face
    Personalised Socks with Pet and Face
    £19.99
    Shower Steamers
    Shower Steamers
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    £4.99 £7.99
    Light Up Shower Speaker
    Light Up Shower Speaker
    £14.99
    Name That Porno
    Name That Porno
    £7.99 £9.99
    Penis Mug
    Penis Mug
    £6.99 £8.99
    How To Fucking Swear Around The World
    How To Fucking Swear Around The World
    £4.99 £6.99
    Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
    Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
    £7.99 £11.99
    After Dinner Willies
    After Dinner Willies
    £7.99
    Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
    Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
    £9.99
    Personalised Disney Style Bathrobe
    Personalised Disney Style Bathrobe
    £34.99
    Axolotl Slippers
    Axolotl Slippers
    £14.99 £21.99
    Boogie Bath Duck Light
    Boogie Bath Duck Light
    £6.99 £9.99
    Stressless Bath Light
    Stressless Bath Light
    £9.99
    Dumb Questions to Ask Your Friends Game
    Dumb Questions to Ask Your Friends Game
    £14.99 £19.99
    Pooping Elf
    Pooping Elf
    £4.99 £8.99
    Personalised Bathrobe with Photo and Name
    Personalised Bathrobe with Photo and Name
    £34.99
    ChocClits
    ChocClits
    £5.99 £7.99
    World's Smallest Turntable
    World's Smallest Turntable
    £7.99 £11.99
    Cat - Astrophe
    Cat - Astrophe
    £9.99
    Chocolate Boobs
    Chocolate Boobs
    £4.99 £6.99
    You Can't Say Umm Game
    You Can't Say Umm Game
    £12.99 £19.99
    Personalised Socks with Face in Christmas Hat
    Personalised Socks with Face in Christmas Hat
    £19.99
    Bob Ross Bobblehead
    Bob Ross Bobblehead
    £6.99 £9.99
    Santa Bubble Blower
    Santa Bubble Blower
    £9.99 £14.99
    Personalised Christmas Boxers with Face and Text
    Personalised Christmas Boxers with Face and Text
    £29.99
    Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
    Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
    £10.99 £12.99
    Fart Sound Box
    Fart Sound Box
    £6.99 £9.99
    Personalised Golf Balls - Set of 3
    Personalised Golf Balls - Set of 3
    £24.99
    Where the Fuck are My Keys?
    Where the Fuck are My Keys?
    £4.99 £7.99
    Mini Plant Life Support
    Mini Plant Life Support
    £6.99 £9.99
    Mini Christmas Record Player
    Mini Christmas Record Player
    £7.99 £11.99
    Condom Socks
    Condom Socks
    £9.99 £14.99
    The Muff Mug
    The Muff Mug
    £4.99 £8.99
    Inflatable Jesus
    Inflatable Jesus
    £8.99
    Personalised Beer Mug with Logo and Two Faces
    Personalised Beer Mug with Logo and Two Faces
    £24.99
    Itty Bitty Titty Mug
    Itty Bitty Titty Mug
    £6.99 £8.99
    Dirty Bitch Soap
    Dirty Bitch Soap
    £2.99 £3.99
    After Dinner Nipples
    After Dinner Nipples
    £6.99
    Desktop Therapist
    Desktop Therapist
    £24.99
    100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
    100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
    £6.99 £9.99
    Edible Anus
    Edible Anus
    £8.99 £12.99
    Penal-Tea Mug
    Penal-Tea Mug
    £10.99 £12.99
    Excel Shortcut Mug
    Excel Shortcut Mug
    £6.99 £8.99
    Penis Pasta
    Penis Pasta
    £3.99 £4.99
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