Christmas Gifts

Tired of giving Christmas gifts that end up gathering dust in the back of a cupboard? Firebox does things differently, we specialise in the kind of gifts that actually get used instead of being regifted three times over by February. Whether you're hunting for Christmas presents that'll make your mates laugh, cry, or question your sanity, or you just need Christmas present ideas that go beyond socks and gift cards, you've landed in the right place.

We've curated hundreds of genuinely brilliant presents that'll have everyone asking "where did you find that?" from quirky gadgets and hilarious games to proper thoughtful gifts that show you actually know the person. No boring generic tat here – just Christmas presents that'll make you look like the gifting genius you've always wanted to be. So grab a mince pie, stick on some questionable festive tunes, and let's find the perfect presents that'll actually be remembered come New Year.

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    Top Spoons
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Christmas Tree Train Set
    £20.99 £29.99
    -30%
    Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
    £6.59 £10.99
    -40%
    100 Ways To Eat Cock
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Endless Meowy Christmas Card
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Candy Grabber
    £24.49 £34.99
    -30%
    Disco Ice Bucket
    £19.99 £24.99
    -20%
    Lifesize Sloth Pillow
    £20.99 £34.99
    -40%
    Sausage & Cheese Guillotine
    £17.99 £29.99
    -40%
    Death Row Recipes
    £6.99 £9.99
    -30%
    Capybara Hot Water Bottle
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Mini Massage Cushion
    £23.99 £39.99
    -40%
    Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Name That Bum Hole
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Disco Ball Hanging Planter
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    £20.99 £34.99
    Underwater Disco Light
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Mr Razor the Razor Holder
    £13.99
    The SHIIT Workout
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Giant Pierre The Penis
    £10.00 £24.99
    -60%
    Top of the Pops Game
    £6.00 £19.99
    -70%
    Penal-Tea Mug
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Animal Head Shot Glasses
    £8.00 £19.99
    -60%
    Fellowship of the Knits
    £16.99 £29.99
    -43%
    Mini Plant Life Support
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Shower Steamers
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    £4.79 £7.99
    Caramel Waffle Candle
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Chocolate Boobs
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    ChocClits
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Swearing Punch Ball
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Things To Do While You Poo
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Dirty Bitch Soap
    £2.39 £3.99
    -40%
    Willy Egg Fryer
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    How To Fucking Swear Around The World
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Stressticles | Christmas Gifts
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    Invisi-Puzzle | Christmas Gifts
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Smelly Bum Incense Holder
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    £6.00 £19.99
    Giraffe Slippers
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    £10.00 £19.99
    Toilet Piano Mat
    £9.59 £15.99
    -40%
    Name That Porno
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Pulse Neck Massager
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Penis Pasta
    £2.99 £4.99
    -40%
    Grip Strip
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    £6.00 £19.99
    Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Penis Mug
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    That's Totally You Game
    £8.00 £19.99
    -60%
    Itty Bitty Titty Mug
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    Techno Toilet Light
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Heatable Happy Hot Potato
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Peace & Love Incense Burner
    £10.00 £19.99
    -50%
    Get The Ick Game
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Dashboard Jesus
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Marshmallow Willies
    £3.00 £5.99
    -50%
    Mini Crystal Ball
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Where the Fuck are My Keys?
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Cowboy Boot Mug
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Gay bar soap
    £2.39 £3.99
    -40%
    World's Smallest Turntable | Christmas Gifts
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Willies White Stone Non Slip Bath Mat
    £15.00 £29.99
    -50%
    Chocolate Bums
    £3.99 £6.99
    -43%
    You Can't Say Umm Game
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
    £11.19 £15.99
    -30%
    SHUSH Keep Quiet Don't Get Hit
    £17.50 £34.99
    -50%
    That’s Crypto Bro Trading Game
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Killer Carnivorous Grow Kit
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    Phone Escape Room Game
    £12.50 £24.99
    -50%
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