Christmas Gifts

Tired of giving Christmas gifts that end up gathering dust in the back of a cupboard? Firebox does things differently, we specialise in the kind of gifts that actually get used instead of being regifted three times over by February. Whether you're hunting for Christmas presents that'll make your mates laugh, cry, or question your sanity, or you just need Christmas present ideas that go beyond socks and gift cards, you've landed in the right place.

We've curated hundreds of genuinely brilliant presents that'll have everyone asking "where did you find that?" from quirky gadgets and hilarious games to proper thoughtful gifts that show you actually know the person. No boring generic tat here – just Christmas presents that'll make you look like the gifting genius you've always wanted to be. So grab a mince pie, stick on some questionable festive tunes, and let's find the perfect presents that'll actually be remembered come New Year.

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    Top Spoons
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Christmas Tree Train Set
    £20.99 £29.99
    -30%
    Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
    £6.59 £10.99
    -40%
    100 Ways To Eat Cock
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Endless Meowy Christmas Card
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Candy Grabber
    £24.49 £34.99
    -30%
    Disco Ball Hanging Planter
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    £14.99 £24.99
    Lifesize Sloth Pillow
    £20.99 £34.99
    -40%
    Giant Octopus Plushie
    £54.99 £69.99
    -21%
    Beat That!
    £14.99 £24.99
    -40%
    Beer Buds
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Sausage & Cheese Guillotine
    £17.99 £29.99
    -40%
    Mini Christmas Record Player
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Death Row Recipes
    £6.99 £9.99
    -30%
    Giant Pierre The Penis
    £10.00 £24.99
    -60%
    How To Fucking Swear Around The World
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Long Cow Hot Water Bottle
    £12.50 £24.99
    -50%
    Roll Up Keyboard
    £34.99 £59.99
    -42%
    Marshmallow Willies
    £3.00 £5.99
    -50%
    Chocolate Boobs
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Heated Cuddly Sloth
    £14.99 £24.99
    -40%
    Name That Bum Hole
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Christmas Nightmare Murder Mystery
    £12.99 £24.99
    -48%
    PlayStation 5 Icons Light
    £14.99 £24.99
    -40%
    Darth Vader Light With Sound
    £14.99 £24.99
    -40%
    Killer Carnivorous Grow Kit
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    Attenborough Plant Markers
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Motherboard Chopping Board
    £9.59 £15.99
    -40%
    Freshly Baked Oven Gloves
    £10.00 £19.99
    -50%
    Peace & Love Incense Burner
    £10.00 £19.99
    -50%
    Stressticles | Christmas Gifts
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    Caramel Waffle Candle
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Willy Night Light
    £15.00 £29.99
    -50%
    Axolotl Slippers
    £13.19 £21.99
    -40%
    Fart Sound Box
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Peach Bellini Gin Liqueur
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Grip Strip
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    £2.99 £6.99
    Llama Lap Warmer
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Guess Poo? Game
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Plush Foot Massager
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Bat Corkscrew and Bottle Opener
    £14.99 £24.99
    -40%
    After Dinner Nipples
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    You Can't Say Umm Game
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Pulse Neck Massager
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Penal-Tea Mug
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Mushroom Moisture Metre
    £9.00 £17.99
    -50%
    Heatable Happy Hot Potato
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Name That Porno
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Penis Mug
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Catnap Lamp
    £9.99 £19.99
    -50%
    ChocClits
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Dashboard Jesus
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Duck Bath Light | Christmas Gifts
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Edible Anus
    £5.20 £12.99
    -31%
    Grow With The Flow - Feline Calm watering spike
    £5.99 £11.99
    -50%
    Inflatable Jesus
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs | Christmas Gifts
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Penis Pasta
    £2.99 £4.99
    -40%
    Things To Do While You Poo
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Where the Fuck are My Keys?
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Between Worlds Candle
    £4.00 £9.99
    -60%
    Llama Pocket Pal Warmer
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
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