Christmas Gifts

Tired of giving Christmas gifts that end up gathering dust in the back of a cupboard? Firebox does things differently, we specialise in the kind of gifts that actually get used instead of being regifted three times over by February. Whether you're hunting for Christmas presents that'll make your mates laugh, cry, or question your sanity, or you just need Christmas present ideas that go beyond socks and gift cards, you've landed in the right place.

We've curated hundreds of genuinely brilliant presents that'll have everyone asking "where did you find that?" from quirky gadgets and hilarious games to proper thoughtful gifts that show you actually know the person. No boring generic tat here – just Christmas presents that'll make you look like the gifting genius you've always wanted to be. So grab a mince pie, stick on some questionable festive tunes, and let's find the perfect presents that'll actually be remembered come New Year.

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    Top Spoons
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Christmas Tree Train Set
    £20.99 £29.99
    -30%
    Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
    £6.59 £10.99
    -40%
    100 Ways To Eat Cock
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Endless Meowy Christmas Card
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Candy Grabber
    £24.49 £34.99
    -30%
    Lifesize Sloth Pillow
    £20.99 £34.99
    -40%
    Death Row Recipes
    £6.99 £9.99
    -30%
    Giant Pierre The Penis
    £10.00 £24.99
    -60%
    Mini Massage Cushion
    £23.99 £39.99
    -40%
    Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Name That Bum Hole
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Disco Ball Hanging Planter
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    £20.99 £34.99
    Underwater Disco Light
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Mr Razor the Razor Holder
    £13.99
    Capybara Hot Water Bottle
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    The SHIIT Workout
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Smelly Bum Incense Holder
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    £6.00 £19.99
    Sausage & Cheese Guillotine
    £17.99 £29.99
    -40%
    Top of the Pops Game
    £6.00 £19.99
    -70%
    Mini Plant Life Support
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Shower Steamers
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    £4.79 £7.99
    Stressticles | Christmas Gifts
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    Chocolate Boobs
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Things To Do While You Poo
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Willy Egg Fryer
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    How To Fucking Swear Around The World
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Phone Escape Room Game
    £12.50 £24.99
    -50%
    Invisi-Puzzle | Christmas Gifts
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Giraffe Slippers
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    £10.00 £19.99
    Toilet Piano Mat
    £9.59 £15.99
    -40%
    Bob Ross Bobblehead
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Grip Strip
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    £6.00 £19.99
    Penis Pasta
    £2.99 £4.99
    -40%
    Name That Porno
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Itty Bitty Titty Mug
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    Stretched Sausage Dog Rug
    £10.00 £24.99
    -60%
    Penis Mug
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    Heatable Happy Hot Potato
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Dirty Bitch Soap
    £2.39 £3.99
    -40%
    Penal-Tea Mug
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Techno Toilet Light
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Animal Head Shot Glasses
    £8.00 £19.99
    -60%
    Peace & Love Incense Burner
    £10.00 £19.99
    -50%
    100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Get The Ick Game
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Inflatable Jesus
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    ChocClits
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Mini Crystal Ball
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Marshmallow Willies
    £3.00 £5.99
    -50%
    Caramel Waffle Candle
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Attenborough Plant Markers
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Cowboy Boot Mug
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Swearing Punch Ball
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Where the Fuck are My Keys?
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Gay bar soap
    £2.39 £3.99
    -40%
    Boombox Lunch Box
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Astro Tayto Moon Light
    £8.50 £16.99
    -50%
    Squid Game Doormat
    £10.00 £19.99
    -50%
    Cowboy Boot Vase
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    £23.99 £39.99
    Chocolate Bums
    £3.99 £6.99
    -43%
    Killer Carnivorous Grow Kit
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    That’s Crypto Bro Trading Game
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Faux Fur Long Hot Water Bottle
    £14.99 £24.99
    -40%
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