Christmas Gifts

Tired of giving Christmas gifts that end up gathering dust in the back of a cupboard? Firebox does things differently, we specialise in the kind of gifts that actually get used instead of being regifted three times over by February. Whether you're hunting for Christmas presents that'll make your mates laugh, cry, or question your sanity, or you just need Christmas present ideas that go beyond socks and gift cards, you've landed in the right place.

We've curated hundreds of genuinely brilliant presents that'll have everyone asking "where did you find that?" from quirky gadgets and hilarious games to proper thoughtful gifts that show you actually know the person. No boring generic tat here – just Christmas presents that'll make you look like the gifting genius you've always wanted to be. So grab a mince pie, stick on some questionable festive tunes, and let's find the perfect presents that'll actually be remembered come New Year.

Discover our Top Christmas Categories 2025 at a Glance

By person

Special ideas

Festive extras

Expand
    Filter
    Sort by

    690 products

    Top Spoons
    £6.99 £9.99
    Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
    £7.99 £10.99
    100 Ways To Eat Cock
    £6.99
    Endless Meowy Christmas Card
    £6.99 £9.99
    Personalised Pet Socks
    £19.99
    Candy Grabber
    £24.99 £34.99
    Personalised Beer Stein with Face and Logo
    £24.99
    Lifesize Sloth Pillow
    £24.99 £34.99
    Name That Bum Hole
    £9.99
    Cocktail Candle Set
    £29.99
    The Great Gatsby Wine Escape Room Game
    £14.99 £19.99
    Highland Cow Fluffy Slippers
    £16.99 £19.99
    Penis Hot Water Bottle
    £12.99
    Personalised Pet Magazine Poster
    £16.99
    Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
    £8.99 £11.99
    Stressticles | Christmas Gifts
    £5.99
    Capybara Hot Water Bottle
    £16.99 £19.99
    Self-Watering Herb House
    £9.99 £14.99
    The SHIIT Workout
    £7.99
    Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow
    £29.99 £39.99
    Sausage & Cheese Guillotine
    £24.99 £29.99
    Plush Foot Massager
    £19.99
    Light Up Shower Speaker
    £14.99
    Shower Steamers
    from
    £4.99 £7.99
    How To Fucking Swear Around The World
    £4.99 £6.99
    Personalised Photo Strip Poster with Text
    £16.99
    Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
    £9.99
    Cat Hot Water Bottle
    £16.99 £19.99
    Head Massager
    £17.99 £24.99
    Dumb Questions to Ask Your Friends Game
    £14.99 £19.99
    Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
    £7.99 £9.99
    Disco Ball Hanging Planter
    from
    £14.99 £19.99
    Name That Porno
    £7.99 £9.99
    The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
    £15.99
    Toilet Piano Mat
    £9.99 £15.99
    After Dinner Willies
    £7.99
    Pulse Neck Massager
    £14.99 £19.99
    Axolotl Slippers
    £14.99 £21.99
    Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
    £8.99 £12.99
    Duck Bath Light | Christmas Gifts
    £6.99 £9.99
    Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
    £7.99 £11.99
    Personalised Fleece Blanket Collage
    £34.99
    Pooping Elf
    £4.99 £8.99
    You Can't Say Umm Game
    £12.99 £19.99
    Mini Greenhouse Grow Kit
    £14.99 £19.99
    Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion
    £29.99
    Stressless Bath Light
    £9.99
    Beer Gift Set
    £40.99 £67.97
    Mug Mug - Personalised Faces Mug | Christmas Gifts
    £10.99
    Chocolate Boobs
    £4.99 £6.99
    Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
    £14.99 £19.99
    Neon Cat Light
    from
    £19.99 £24.99
    Fart Sound Box
    £6.99 £9.99
    Two Faced Mushion™ - Personalised Cushion
    £24.99
    Personalised Bathrobe with Photo and Name
    £34.99
    Giant Pierre The Penis
    £19.99 £24.99
    Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
    £10.99 £12.99
    Freshly Baked Oven Gloves
    £12.99 £19.99
    Penis Mug
    £6.99 £8.99
    Disco Ice Bucket
    £24.99
    Personalised Face Socks
    £19.99
    Filter
    Sort by

    690 products