Christmas Gifts

Tired of giving Christmas gifts that end up gathering dust in the back of a cupboard? Firebox does things differently, we specialise in the kind of gifts that actually get used instead of being regifted three times over by February. Whether you're hunting for Christmas presents that'll make your mates laugh, cry, or question your sanity, or you just need Christmas present ideas that go beyond socks and gift cards, you've landed in the right place.

We've curated hundreds of genuinely brilliant presents that'll have everyone asking "where did you find that?" from quirky gadgets and hilarious games to proper thoughtful gifts that show you actually know the person. No boring generic tat here – just Christmas presents that'll make you look like the gifting genius you've always wanted to be. So grab a mince pie, stick on some questionable festive tunes, and let's find the perfect presents that'll actually be remembered come New Year.

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    Top Spoons
    £6.99 £9.99
    Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
    £7.99 £10.99
    100 Ways To Eat Cock
    £6.99
    Endless Meowy Christmas Card
    £6.99 £9.99
    Personalised Pet Socks
    £19.99
    Candy Grabber
    £24.99 £34.99
    Personalised Beer Stein with Face and Logo
    £24.99
    Highland Cow Fluffy Slippers
    £16.99 £19.99
    Lifesize Sloth Pillow
    £24.99 £34.99
    The Great Gatsby Wine Escape Room Game
    £14.99 £19.99
    Name That Bum Hole
    £9.99
    Penis Hot Water Bottle
    £12.99
    Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
    £8.99 £11.99
    Stressticles | Christmas Gifts
    £5.99
    Capybara Hot Water Bottle
    £16.99 £19.99
    The SHIIT Workout
    £7.99
    Self-Watering Herb House
    £9.99 £14.99
    Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow
    £29.99 £39.99
    Shower Steamers
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    £4.99 £7.99
    Plush Foot Massager
    £19.99
    Personalised Pet Magazine Poster
    £16.99
    Sausage & Cheese Guillotine
    £24.99 £29.99
    Light Up Shower Speaker
    £14.99
    How To Fucking Swear Around The World
    £4.99 £6.99
    Head Massager
    £17.99 £24.99
    Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
    £7.99 £9.99
    Disco Ball Hanging Planter
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    £14.99 £19.99
    Cat Hot Water Bottle
    £16.99 £19.99
    Dumb Questions to Ask Your Friends Game
    £14.99 £19.99
    Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
    £9.99
    Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion
    £29.99
    The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
    £15.99
    Toilet Piano Mat
    £9.99 £15.99
    Personalised Photo Strip Poster with Text
    £16.99
    Duck Bath Light | Christmas Gifts
    £6.99 £9.99
    Name That Porno
    £7.99 £9.99
    You Can't Say Umm Game
    £12.99 £19.99
    Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
    £14.99 £19.99
    Axolotl Slippers
    £14.99 £21.99
    Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
    £8.99 £12.99
    Mini Greenhouse Grow Kit
    £14.99 £19.99
    Pulse Neck Massager
    £14.99 £19.99
    Freshly Baked Oven Gloves
    £12.99 £19.99
    After Dinner Willies
    £7.99
    Neon Cat Light
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    £19.99 £24.99
    Chocolate Boobs
    £4.99 £6.99
    Giant Pierre The Penis
    £19.99 £24.99
    Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
    £10.99 £12.99
    Pooping Elf
    £4.99 £8.99
    Stressless Bath Light
    £9.99
    Penis Mug
    £6.99 £8.99
    Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
    £7.99 £11.99
    Fart Sound Box
    £6.99 £9.99
    Santa Bubble Blower
    £9.99 £14.99
    Two Faced Mushion™ - Personalised Cushion
    £24.99
    Techno Toilet Light
    £8.99 £12.99
    Cat - Astrophe
    £9.99
    Bob Ross Bobblehead
    £6.99 £9.99
    World's Smallest Turntable | Christmas Gifts
    £7.99 £11.99
    Dashboard Jesus
    £7.99 £11.99
    Motherboard Chopping Board
    £11.99 £15.99
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