Christmas Gifts

Tired of giving Christmas gifts that end up gathering dust in the back of a cupboard? Firebox does things differently, we specialise in the kind of gifts that actually get used instead of being regifted three times over by February. Whether you're hunting for Christmas presents that'll make your mates laugh, cry, or question your sanity, or you just need Christmas present ideas that go beyond socks and gift cards, you've landed in the right place.

We've curated hundreds of genuinely brilliant presents that'll have everyone asking "where did you find that?" from quirky gadgets and hilarious games to proper thoughtful gifts that show you actually know the person. No boring generic tat here – just Christmas presents that'll make you look like the gifting genius you've always wanted to be. So grab a mince pie, stick on some questionable festive tunes, and let's find the perfect presents that'll actually be remembered come New Year.

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    Top Spoons
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Christmas Tree Train Set
    £20.99 £29.99
    -30%
    Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
    £6.59 £10.99
    -40%
    100 Ways To Eat Cock
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Endless Meowy Christmas Card
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Candy Grabber
    £24.49 £34.99
    -30%
    Death Row Recipes
    £6.99 £9.99
    -30%
    Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Lifesize Sloth Pillow
    £20.99 £34.99
    -40%
    Giant Pierre The Penis
    £10.00 £24.99
    -60%
    Mini Massage Cushion
    £23.99 £39.99
    -40%
    Name That Bum Hole
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Underwater Disco Light
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Capybara Hot Water Bottle
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    The SHIIT Workout
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Shower Steamers
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    Top of the Pops Game
    £6.00 £19.99
    -70%
    Sausage & Cheese Guillotine
    £17.99 £29.99
    -40%
    Mini Greenhouse Grow Kit
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Chocolate Boobs
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Stressticles | Christmas Gifts
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    Inflatable Jesus
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    Willy Night Light
    £15.00 £29.99
    -50%
    Phone Escape Room Game
    £12.50 £24.99
    -50%
    Toilet Piano Mat
    £9.59 £15.99
    -40%
    Giraffe Slippers
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    £10.00 £19.99
    Smelly Bum Incense Holder
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    Mini Plant Life Support
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Grip Strip
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    Bob Ross Bobblehead
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Penis Pasta
    £2.99 £4.99
    -40%
    Stretched Sausage Dog Rug
    £10.00 £24.99
    -60%
    Itty Bitty Titty Mug
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    Willy Egg Fryer
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    Animal Head Shot Glasses
    £8.00 £19.99
    -60%
    Heatable Happy Hot Potato
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Penal-Tea Mug
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Techno Toilet Light
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    How To Fucking Swear Around The World
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Peace & Love Incense Burner
    £10.00 £19.99
    -50%
    Get The Ick Game
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Mini Crystal Ball
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Caramel Waffle Candle
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    ChocClits
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Swearing Punch Ball
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Attenborough Plant Markers
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Things To Do While You Poo
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Gay bar soap
    £2.39 £3.99
    -40%
    Killer Carnivorous Grow Kit
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    Levitos Plant Pot
    £40.00 £79.99
    -50%
    Long Cow Hot Water Bottle
    £12.50 £24.99
    -50%
    The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
    £11.19 £15.99
    -30%
    World's Smallest Turntable | Christmas Gifts
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Astro Tayto Night Light
    £7.50 £14.99
    -50%
    Potty Putter
    £8.00 £15.99
    -50%
    Xbox Icons Light
    £14.99 £24.99
    -40%
    Take Cooler Selfies Lens Kit
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Willies White Stone Non Slip Bath Mat
    £15.00 £29.99
    -50%
    SHUSH Keep Quiet Don't Get Hit
    £17.50 £34.99
    -50%
    That’s Crypto Bro Trading Game
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Chocolate Bums
    £3.99 £6.99
    -43%
    Cowboy Boot Vase
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    £23.99 £39.99
    You Can't Say Umm Game
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
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