Welcome to the cheekiest collection of Penis Mugs at Firebox! Why sip your morning brew from a boring old cup when you can have an entire gallery of, well... you know. From subtle patterns that make people look twice to bold designs that leave nothing to the imagination.
£6.99£8.99
Penis Mug
555Penis Mug
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Double swear
£4.99£6.99
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
552How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Cat Hot Water Bottle
For when you’re feline chilly.
£16.99£19.99
Mug Mug - Personalised Faces Mug
Mugged off
£10.99
Mug Mug - Personalised Faces Mug
551Mug Mug - Personalised Faces Mug
Name That Porno
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
£7.99£9.99
Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
Perfect for scratching that itch.
£9.99
Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
451Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
Disco Ball Hanging Planter
Fill with earth (wind and fire optional).
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£14.99£19.99
Disco Ball Hanging Planter
552Disco Ball Hanging Planter
Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
“Get in line, Steve.”
£7.99£11.99
Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
452Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
This dachshund really is a hot dog!
£14.99£19.99
Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
551Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
Mini Greenhouse Grow Kit
No garden required.
£14.99£19.99
Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
Dirty Decorative Dwarfs
£8.99£12.99
Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
551Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
Toilet Piano Mat
Tinkle the Ivories
£9.99£15.99
Toilet Piano Mat
551Toilet Piano Mat
Pulse Neck Massager
Ooh yeah, right there.
£14.99£19.99
Neon Cat Light
Time for a glow up!
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£19.99£24.99
Neon Cat Light
551Neon Cat Light
World's Smallest Turntable
The turns they are a tablin’
£7.99£11.99
Freshly Baked Oven Gloves
The best thing since sliced bread
£12.99£19.99
Pooping Elf
Crappy Christmas!
£4.99£8.99
Two Faced Mushion™ - Personalised Cushion
Two can play at that game
£24.99
Two Faced Mushion™ - Personalised Cushion
4.6559Two Faced Mushion™ - Personalised Cushion
Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6
Get ahead of yourself
£16.99
Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6
4.552Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6
Cat - Astrophe
Mad as a box of cats
£9.99
Cat - Astrophe
452Cat - Astrophe
Guess Poo? Game
A craptivating addition to game night.
£9.99£14.99
Bob Ross Bobblehead
The man, the meme, the legend.
£6.99£9.99
Bob Ross Bobblehead
4.2558Bob Ross Bobblehead
ChocClits
Congrats. You found the sweet spot.
£5.99£7.99
ChocClits
551ChocClits
Fart Sound Box
Childish? Yes. Hilarious? Also yes.
£6.99£9.99
Fart Sound Box
552Fart Sound Box
Personalised Disney Style Bathrobe
The Royal Robes
£34.99
Personalised Disney Style Bathrobe
552Personalised Disney Style Bathrobe
Chocolate Boobs
Cocoa nips
£4.99£6.99
Mini Plant Life Support
Say aloe to your little friend.
£6.99£9.99
Mini Plant Life Support
551Mini Plant Life Support
Motherboard Chopping Board
Where geeks chop their leeks.
£11.99£15.99
Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion
Takes two to tango
£29.99
Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion
553Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion