Christmas Gifts

Tired of giving Christmas gifts that end up gathering dust in the back of a cupboard? Firebox does things differently, we specialise in the kind of gifts that actually get used instead of being regifted three times over by February. Whether you're hunting for Christmas presents that'll make your mates laugh, cry, or question your sanity, or you just need Christmas present ideas that go beyond socks and gift cards, you've landed in the right place.

We've curated hundreds of genuinely brilliant presents that'll have everyone asking "where did you find that?" from quirky gadgets and hilarious games to proper thoughtful gifts that show you actually know the person. No boring generic tat here – just Christmas presents that'll make you look like the gifting genius you've always wanted to be. So grab a mince pie, stick on some questionable festive tunes, and let's find the perfect presents that'll actually be remembered come New Year.

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    Top Spoons
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Christmas Tree Train Set
    £20.99 £29.99
    -30%
    Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
    £6.59 £10.99
    -40%
    100 Ways To Eat Cock
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Endless Meowy Christmas Card
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Candy Grabber
    £24.49 £34.99
    -30%
    Disco Ball Hanging Planter
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    £20.99 £34.99
    Giant Octopus Plushie
    £54.99 £69.99
    -21%
    Beat That!
    £14.99 £24.99
    -40%
    Mini Christmas Record Player
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Lifesize Sloth Pillow
    £20.99 £34.99
    -40%
    Sausage & Cheese Guillotine
    £17.99 £29.99
    -40%
    Name That Bum Hole
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Death Row Recipes
    £6.99 £9.99
    -30%
    Mini Massage Cushion
    £23.99 £39.99
    -40%
    Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Beer Buds
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Underwater Disco Light
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Giant Pierre The Penis
    £10.00 £24.99
    -60%
    Top of the Pops Game
    £6.00 £19.99
    -70%
    Shower Steamers
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    £4.79 £7.99
    Penal-Tea Mug
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    How To Fucking Swear Around The World
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Inflatable Jesus
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    Stressticles | Christmas Gifts
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    Chocolate Boobs
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Christmas Nightmare Murder Mystery
    £12.99 £24.99
    -48%
    PlayStation 5 Icons Light
    £14.99 £24.99
    -40%
    Capybara Hot Water Bottle
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Motherboard Chopping Board
    £9.59 £15.99
    -40%
    Willy Night Light
    £15.00 £29.99
    -50%
    Things To Do While You Poo
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Phone Escape Room Game
    £12.50 £24.99
    -50%
    Smelly Bum Incense Holder
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    £6.00 £19.99
    Giraffe Slippers
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    Toilet Piano Mat
    £9.59 £15.99
    -40%
    Axolotl Slippers
    £13.19 £21.99
    -40%
    Bob Ross Bobblehead
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Grip Strip
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    Fart Sound Box
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Penis Pasta
    £2.99 £4.99
    -40%
    Mini Plant Life Support
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Itty Bitty Titty Mug
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    Stretched Sausage Dog Rug
    £10.00 £24.99
    -60%
    Heatable Happy Hot Potato
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Animal Head Shot Glasses
    £8.00 £19.99
    -60%
    100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Get The Ick Game
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    ChocClits
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Edible Anus
    £5.20 £12.99
    -31%
    Caramel Waffle Candle
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Attenborough Plant Markers
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Swearing Punch Ball
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Catnap Lamp
    £9.99 £19.99
    -50%
    Willy Egg Fryer
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    Boombox Lunch Box
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Astro Tayto Moon Light
    £8.50 £16.99
    -50%
    Squid Game Doormat
    £10.00 £19.99
    -50%
    That’s Crypto Bro Trading Game
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Cowboy Boot Vase
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    £23.99 £39.99
    Chocolate Bums
    £3.99 £6.99
    -43%
    Faux Fur Long Hot Water Bottle
    £14.99 £24.99
    -40%
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